Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
Snee
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Don't. It's nazi and the only time I feel like posting is when your big blue nonsense of a name is present.
That's it, then. You're breaking up with me.
After all this time :(
You knows I loves ya. See, the thing is, I can anticipate manker (to an extent). Once you see that big smurfy handle, you can be pretty much assured he's gonna post. This makes me happy.
Yourself, on the other hand is an invisibubble ninja and we can only be assured of your posts after you've posted them. This makes me unhappy.
Two solutions present themselves. Either manker goes invisibubble and I can't anticipate anything. I don't like that solution. Or you become visibubble and I win the internets. Woo hoo!!
Re: Listen you bastards......
Re: Listen you bastards......
Slipperier than one of Tulisa Contostavlos's dildos on ice, that's me. :smilie4:
Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
Says the only lady submitting THE testimonial. I have a big man-pleasing cock.
I meant mine!
I meant yours too. You see, when I masturbate and finally convey my offerings, my vas deferens, perineum and cock all participate in one glorious act to please me, thus I am the owner of a man-pleasing cock. So I was saying that for my first person, not your first person, which is the second person, so there was no second person at play, not even on the grassy knoll. Your lady cock please you, when you stick it in your vagina ---I never quite posited on a firm theory for how you Hermes have fun time--- or stroke it, w/e. It'd be the same even if we dutch ruddered, but the adjectives become a very confusing mess once we introduce frottage.
Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Slipperier than one of Tulisa Contostavlos's dildos on ice, that's me. :smilie4:
We dildos get stuck on ice, deductively speaking.
Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Slipperier than one of Tulisa Contostavlos's dildos on ice, that's me. :smilie4:
We dildos get stuck on ice, deductively speaking.
Not after Tulisa gets done with you, you won't.
Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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manker
cus when you write '/thread' it means that it and you can't talk about it anymore and that the person who wrote '/thread' is right.
/thread
While reading this brain cells started dying.
Funny, cos it was my favourite part :smilie4:
srs
Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
Snee
That's it, then. You're breaking up with me.
After all this time :(
You knows I loves ya. See, the thing is, I can anticipate manker (to an extent). Once you see that big smurfy handle, you can be pretty much assured he's gonna post. This makes me happy.
Yourself, on the other hand is an invisibubble ninja and we can only be assured of your posts after you've posted them. This makes me unhappy.
Two solutions present themselves. Either manker goes invisibubble and I can't anticipate anything. I don't like that solution. Or you become visibubble and I win the internets. Woo hoo!!
I could bff you, I suppose :unsure:
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When you said you were going to bff me, I thought you meant literally and I didn't notice what you did on a forumular level.
I only noticed some days later, at which time I felt a tinge of guilt that you had gone to such an effort and I hadn't even noticed, much less returned your advances.
It's to your credit that you found it in your heart to forgive me,
Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
We dildos get stuck on ice, deductively speaking.
Not after Tulisa gets done with you, you won't.
I honestly don't recall using "We", it changed the whole tone of my message. I mean, what?