either drunk or not drunk :lol:
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either drunk or not drunk :lol:
Went into Sunderland City Centre on a Match day
....not realising I was wearing a Newcastle United Shirt and they were playing Man United at home, so were gonna lose big time and they knew it :P
:o suicide :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Rat Faced@2 May 2004 - 14:10
Went into Sunderland City Centre on a Match day
....not realising I was wearing a Newcastle United Shirt and they were playing Man United at home, so were gonna lose big time and they knew it :P
I bought a scratch card today :ph34r:
Jonno B)
Drunk
Swimming in the Seal Pool in a Zoo at night.
The seals liked it....but what if they didnt
http://pacificislands.fws.gov/images/MONKSE~1.JPG
Sober
Train surfing - on train outside paris
OMFG :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@2 May 2004 - 14:13
I bought a scratch card today :ph34r:
Jonno B)
I once ate a cat treat.
Maybe not so much crazy as incredibly stupid.
had sex with my girlfriend moma :D
I once secretly video taped bujub23 having sex with his girlfriend's mother.
My reply copy and pasted from an earlier topic back in the day...
*One of the craziest things I have done*
Let's see...Worst self inflicted injury...I drank a liter of Bushmills
and popped 23 blue xanax one night.
Thinking myself invincible,I decided to ride a uni-cycle off of my best friend
Daves roof into their pool.
I think my plan would of worked,except I wasn't at Daves house!
and the house I was at didn't have a pool.
They did however have an asphalt driveway.
16 stitches to my chin,a swollen forehead 3 times the normal size
and I broke my right femur bone and left wrist.
Remember kiddies when performing stunts like this at home....It's all
in the planning...As they often say the Devil's in the details.
I would not recommend performing this stunt at home by the way...I was a
professional drunk and substance abuser at the time and look at the results ;)
Peace brotherdoobie