Funky is the king of spam. He's not lame like 64MB of ram.
More like 1GB of DDR.
If you want to meet him he's either here or at the bar,
Slamming down a cold Colt 45.
He's the funk and hey noobs please dont jive.
If your cool then he will pick up the vibe.
Funky's had his air conditioner on high all day,and his nipples are frigid!
So please dont bend over and pick up the soap.even if he has downloded
3 gigs of porn,He's still quite rigid!
Hey watch out!.............Here comes the anal lube.
Good old Funky never hesitates to welcome a noob!
So if your new and haven't met the legend,just waite and soon
you will see a post about his bathroom escapades or his urgent need to
masturbate.
WeeMouse and Lamsey even wrote a song. He left us and went on a sabbatical,
but that old post whore missed us,and it didnt last long.
So if you see him say hello and raise up a cold Colt 45 in toast..........To the
master of all spam post!
Peace brotherdoobie
