Dear Mr. S.S.S.Sam,
It has come to our attention that your Post Average is currently at a very inadequate 10 posts a day. As, I am sure you are aware, we require a post average of at least 12 posts a day. We hereby give you notice that if this problem is not rectified within seven days we will begin legal action against you.
If you have any queries to this request please post here (this will also help your average some ways).
Thanking you in advance
Mr. Withcheese
GEP Central Administrator.