Older Women Aren't Dumb

An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep
her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched.

Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this one ugly frog. As she
walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her, then
whispered, "I'm lonely too, buy me and you won't be sorry."

The old lady figured what the heck as she hadn't found anything else. So she
bought the frog and went to her car. Driving down the road, the frog
whispered to her, "Kiss me, you won't be sorry."

The old lady figured what the heck and kissed the frog. Immediately the
frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy handsome, young prince. Then
the prince kissed her back, and guess what the old lady turned into?

Come on, guess.........

The first motel she could find. She's old, not dead!