Re: Calling All Casanovas!
Tell her you're hung like Mulder and loaded like Jp's wife. Slap her with a slightly used pickle and demand a sandwich and sex.
Win.
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Re: Calling All Casanovas!
Women are simple creatures, there is no reason to overthink this.
You'll need a portable projector, your parents and a ring.
Return to the restaurant with the above mentioned items, make sure you get seated in her section.
When she arrives to take your drink order, tell her that you were completely smitten at your first encounter.
Using the projector, begin a PowerPoint presentation covering your history (make it brief!) and projected earnings/employment plans.
Emphasize your love of children...reference Jon & Kate Plus Eight.
Introduce your parents.
Present ring and propose marriage.
Voila!...in like Flint.
Re: Calling All Casanovas!
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Originally Posted by
clocker
Women are simple creatures, there is no reason to overthink this.
You'll need a portable projector, your parents and a ring.
Return to the restaurant with the above mentioned items, make sure you get seated in her section.
When she arrives to take your drink order, tell her that you were completely smitten at your first encounter.
Using the projector, begin a PowerPoint presentation covering your history (make it brief!) and projected earnings/employment plans.
Emphasize your love of children...reference Jon & Kate Plus Eight.
Introduce your parents.
Present ring and propose marriage.
Voila!...in like Flint.
that Jon & Kate plus 8 reference should definitely work.. :happy:
Re: Calling All Casanovas!
Re: Calling All Casanovas!
Women are not complicated. Walk up to her and look at her in the eye's as serious as you can, but with a smile and say "I think you should let me take you out to dinner", then give her your phone number and walk away.