your story

hello ppl..
this is a game were i will start a story..and the the next person to post will take the story forward by adding a sentence to it..
the sentence cannot be more than 10 words..
hope it works out..n ya a bit of explicit content is allowed it make it more fun lolz.
ill start

"Once upon a time there was a girl..

who lived in a castle

and was 121 years old

with grey hair longer than a football feild

and failed.

Suddenly she realised they already had a thread like this and asked the kind sexy moderator to close this silly one.