How To Get The Happy Ending
Do you want that great massage topped with a cherry?
1. Go to a not-so-reputable massage parlor. Usually this will reside in a city's Chinatown.
2. The price will probably be about $80-$150. It is all-inclusive.
3. Make sure your massager is attractive.
4. Go get that massage.
5. When you are massaged to your satisfaction, take your massager's hand and place it on your genital area*. She will then proceed to bring out an assortment of condoms, squirt juices, and whatnot.
6. Proceed to getting your happy ending. She will help you greatly. Remember, what you paid is all-inclusive. She will advise if it is not.
*If unsure about whether you can obtain a Happy Ending at this massage parlor, grab you own hand and look at your massager. In some instances, she will grab your hand to let you know. She will not, however, initiate any type of genital contact. It must be initiated by you to avoid illegal action against her. Police cannot initiate contact due to entrapment.
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He speaks from personal experience. I knew he paid for it.:blink:
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
He speaks from personal experience. I knew he paid for it.:blink:
Blight, why are you now deciding to show your cock?:sick: I knew you had a cock.:ermm:
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For that amount of money i can get much more..........:shifty:
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Originally Posted by Busyman
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
He speaks from personal experience. I knew he paid for it.:blink:
Blight, why are you now deciding to show your cock?:sick: I
knew you had a cock.:ermm:
:01: AND mine's bigger than the miniscule warty tadpole you call your genitals. You don't have a penis, you have a noblett.
My cock would eat your cock, thinking it were a worm.
Then it would sick it up, because your cock tastes "foul".
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Originally Posted by Yogs
For that amount of money i can get much more..........:shifty:
What do you mean...a new car?:blink:
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
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Originally Posted by Busyman
Blight, why are you now deciding to show your cock?:sick: I knew you had a cock.:ermm:
:01: AND mine's bigger than the miniscule warty tadpole you call your genitals. You don't have a penis, you have a noblett.
My cock would eat your cock, thinking it were a worm.
Then it would sick it up, because your cock tastes "foul".
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: "fowl":mellow:
That's funny that Brits call male genitals "bits".
Btw that was pretty good, Blight.;)
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Originally Posted by Busyman
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Originally Posted by Yogs
For that amount of money i can get much more..........:shifty:
What do you mean...a new car?:blink:
Nope, i meant the real deal; a good ho!! :wub:
Not some lame massage cover up for a wank job, but the whole shabam!!:01:
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Originally Posted by Yogs
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Originally Posted by Busyman
What do you mean...a new car?:blink:
Nope, i meant the real deal; a good ho!! :wub:
Not some lame massage cover up for a wank job, but the whole shabam!!:01:
This must be the best put down ever.
"Our whores are cheaper than yours".
You must be so proud.
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Busty, have you tried not being short, fat and ugly? Might get it for free that way:dabs: