Whats the first thing you do when you wake up

I get dressed

scratch my balls probably

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Originally Posted by danb

scratch my balls probably

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Does someone else usually do this for you dan??? :lol:

You sound a little unsure. :P

I open my eyes

wake up
scratch balls
turn on pc
go to toilet
have a ciggerette
have shower/bath
get dressed

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Originally Posted by danb

wake up
scratch balls
turn on pc
go to toilet
have a ciggerette
have shower/bath
get dressed

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he asked for first...not ur fkn life story *hehehe* :p

I just thought I would elaborate :P

After lobbing my alarm clock across the room, I have to get up to collect it when the 2nd alarm goes off.

Then I normally walk into a wall or door, while looking for my fags.


I hate friggin' mornings. :huh:

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Originally Posted by danb

I just thought I would elaborate :P

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Now all we need is the webcam...

Cigarette, coffee, Vivaldi, morningpaper, scrambled eggs, shower, clothing, feed horses,

scratch head, fall asleep again..................