when life begins

In our morning meeting someone mentioned that Debbie, one of our former college interns, called to say hello to everyone. That statement was met with a chorus of, "Oh, how sweet." And "She was so nice." But Lewis was having a hard time remembering who she was.
"What did she look like?" he asked the room.

"She had beautiful, curly brown hair," Freebie Fanny said.

"So do a lot of people," replied a stumped Lewis.

"She was always smiling and energetic," Carmen offered.

"Nope, Doesn't ring any bells." said Lewis.

"She had the cutest little mole above her lip," someone said.

I could see Lewis was still stumped. "Nope..." he said.

Wanting to end this line of inquiry I said, "She was the one with the huge tits."

Lewis' face lit up. "Oh! Debbie..."



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A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins.
"Life begins," said the priest, "at the moment of fertilization. That is when God instills the spark of life into the fetus."

"We believe," said the minister, "that life begins at birth, because that is when the baby becomes an individual and is capable of making its own decisions and must learn about sin."

"You've both got it wrong," said the rabbi. "Life begins when the children have graduated from college and moved out of the house."