When does a Boy become a Man?

They say it is once
you have sex with a wo/man
or
when you kill a wild animal
or
do something heroic like saving the planet
or
get a job
or
party all night long and can drive a car
which is it or is there more?

Please, :cry: i need to know which feats i must accomplish inorder to become a Man

I killed an ant when I was about five, definitely wasn't a man at that juncture in my life.

I think it's the shagging a woman thing :dabs:

I've done all of the above except saving the planet part, does this make me incomplete?

when you've killed a woman at your job, stolen her car and had sex with her pet gerbil whilst under the influence thus creating a new renewable energy source from the mixture of gerbil/man jizz thus saving the planet as well as many more to come, so to speak :dabs:

i don't know
in the usa drinking is permitted at 21 = manhood?
driving at 16 = manhood?
sex permitted 16 = manhood?

or is it once you get...
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pubes? :blushing:

It depends greatly upon the culture you're looking at...

:shuriken:

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Originally Posted by Lube Boy

or is it once you get...
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pubes? :blushing:

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did Scott Tenorman sell you his for ten dollars?

please dont remind me you ass sucking testicle liking joo :cartman:

tax evasion is a serious crime :dabs:

good point
so if i do my taxes myself
i become a M.A.N?

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Originally Posted by Lube Boy

good point
so if i do my taxes myself
i become a M.A.N?

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From U.N.C.L.E :unsure:

If you wonder if you're a man then you definitely aren't.

so a baby whom is unaware of most things is a man?

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Originally Posted by Lube Boy

so a baby whom is unaware of most things is a man?

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No. I didn't say that.

...When he accepts great responsibilities for himself......

....and also fucks a woman.....

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Originally Posted by Busyman

...When he accepts great responsibilities for himself......

....and also fucks a woman.....

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Or is a stereotype.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

when you've killed a woman at your job, stolen her car and had sex with her pet gerbil whilst under the influence thus creating a new renewable energy source from the mixture of gerbil/man jizz thus saving the planet as well as many more to come, so to speak :dabs:

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That's what we all had to do, lube boy your gonna have to do it.

take the lead :dabs:

It's when you stop actring like an arsehole.
Unfortunately, there are millions of non-men males of all ages.
:)

When i say so. :01:

take the lead :dabs:

When you go from thinking you know everything to understanding you know nothing.

Dont know but i have a mustache so i know i am.

:lol:

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/143/2887/1024/Pedro.jpg

pubes.

:no2:

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Originally Posted by twisterX

When i say so. :01:

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And it will only take him seven days....

...They never do...

i dont know when it is, there is no strict age, unless your jewish or something religous

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Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

When you go from thinking you know everything to understanding you know nothing.

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:01: :D

is he a man yet?

you's all fucken noobs

When you learn to procreate and look after your progeny or spawn

When you learn to take responsibility for your actions.