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so we got broken into today, worst thing that could happen to me, they stole my home theater system and a bunch of dvds (50 dvds, 17 xbox games). here's the most saddest part of all, the thieves were my downstairs (tenants) boyfriend and the boyfriends friend. they showed up at 4 pm, how stupid, this was right after i got home and heard the news from my dad. rule #1: never steal from a guy who can bench press 225 lbs and curl 50 lbs dumbells, i went out there and got right up to him, beat the living shit out of him, my dad and all the neighbors were yelling for me to stop, but i didn't give a fuck, i made the motherfucka bleed like the worthless bitch he his. now they're threatning to sue us, i don't give a fuck, cuz i broke his nose, jaw, and leg. what a pussy, ironic thing: i'm only 16, and the bastard was like 25 and his friend weighed 300 or so pounds and was also 25. i beat the shit out of both of em, pussies didn't even know how to fight, i still got a bunch of adrenaline left in my system, thought that typing this up would release some of it, i'm still fuckin pissed though, those bastards, fuck

edit: the guy actually tried to fight back, what a dumass, he just made it that much more humiliating, one punched the fat guy btw, he was on the ground bleeding from his mouth and i kicked him until the guy cried, seriosly, some ppl are pussies man, if ur gonna steal something become a man first, not a pussy who doesn't even know how to block punches or reverse them or defend themselves, oh and get this, guy pulls out a switchblade, just punched his forearm, heard it snap like a twig (fat guy), now the cops are questioning me (were questioning me) and the ambulance paramdics gave me a nasty look, but i don't give a fuck, i'm fuckin pissed.

-bd

Captan asda. FTW
Best short story.

:glag:

-bd

BM? :unsure:

"My vagina is bleeding!"

-bd

Now, that was funny. ;)

You should have broken his other leg too, maybe they will think twice about robbing somebody again.

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and i kicked him until the guy cried

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:glag: :glag: never noticed that bit before :glag: :glag: :glag:

"i'm still fuckin pissed though, those bastards, fuck":glag:

-bd

Hahah yeah I remember this. Cpt_Azad is a good friend on mine irl. I remember hearing all about it at school. So for anyone thinks this didn't happen; your wrong. :lol:

Do all of you Canadians...know each other? :dabs:

-bd

Of course, what do you expect in a nation with nearly 10 million square kilometres of space and only 33 million citizens. :dry:

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Originally Posted by JordoR

Of course, what do you expect in a nation with nearly 10 million square kilometres of space and only 33 million citizens. :dry:

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Not much...

-bd

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Do all of you Canadians...know each other? :dabs:

-bd

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:no:

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by JordoR

Of course, what do you expect in a nation with nearly 10 million square kilometres of space and only 33 million citizens. :dry:

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Not much...

-bd

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haha http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...lies/Tooth.gif

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Originally Posted by JordoR

Hahah yeah I remember this. Cpt_Azad is a good friend on mine irl. I remember hearing all about it at school. So for anyone thinks this didn't happen; your wrong. :lol:

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Oh be quiet, his mendacity was exposed at the time.

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Originally Posted by brotherhood

Do all of you Canadians...know each other? :dabs:

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They do actually. This thread might actually shed some light on this peculiar trait of the Canadian psyche, "Refusing to admit that they are all family off the original bar-steward, from the only motel, on their only road, the , Trans Canadian Highway," and possibly shed some light on the murky reason why the, Moon sekt , never actually set "foot" on the: Colondijk trail: They were told, I heard, that it was just another Youcon.

http://content.lib.washington.edu/goldrush/index.html

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Although what I now shall remind you of might seem totally unrelated to this peculiar trait of the Canadian psychees...

Does any one remember Titey?

We used to know him as Tite-Wad .... something he said about BB code regarding the use of smilies on the emergency board.. one late August evening, many moons ago.. Why, it's there I met SnnY for the first time.. :yup:

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Do all of you Canadians...know each other? :dabs:

-bd

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Of course they do,we even sent one of our members out there to try and introduce some new blood.

Yeah, introducing Jonno's genes, that was going to help their somewhat shallow pool.

:pinch:

Rather them than us.

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5...rumroadao6.jpg

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Originally Posted by Jagarga

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I hate it when members start revealing the obvious;

/me makes mental note: ..."send viscious pm to insignificant fuckwit; (Jagarga) even though fuckwit, is telling the truth"

..the reason being; although this is an off-topic forum, it's unwise to wander off-topic, when one already is off-topic, for fear of losing the "thread"..and having to ask Ariadne for more help...and we all know where that landed us last time.

http://z15.invisionfree.com/Imagine_...post&p=8703016

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Originally Posted by thewizeard

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Originally Posted by brotherhood

Do all of you Canadians...know each other? :dabs:

-bd

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They do actually. This thread might actually shed some light on this peculiar trait of the Canadian psyche, "Refusing to admit that they are all family off the original bar-steward, from the only motel, on their only road, the , Trans Canadian Highway," and possibly shed some light on the murky reason why the, Moon sekt , never actually set "foot" on the: Colondijk trail: They were told, I heard, that it was just another Youcon.

http://content.lib.washington.edu/goldrush/index.html

/subscribed

Although what I now shall remind you of might seem totally unrelated to this peculiar trait of the Canadian psychees...

Does any one remember Titey?

We used to know him as Tite-Wad .... something he said about BB code regarding the use of smilies on the emergency board.. one late August evening, many moons ago.. Why, it's there I met SnnY for the first time.. :yup:

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It was? :unsure:

I thought it was when I was talking about Andromeda.

You are probably right, tho'.



Titey FTW, haven't seen him in a couple of months, tho'.

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Originally Posted by thewizeard

They do actually. This thread might actually shed some light on this peculiar trait of the Canadian psyche, "Refusing to admit that they are all family off the original bar-steward, from the only motel, on their only road, the , Trans Canadian Highway," and possibly shed some light on the murky reason why the, Moon sekt , never actually set "foot" on the: Colondijk trail: They were told, I heard, that it was just another Youcon.

http://content.lib.washington.edu/goldrush/index.html

/subscribed

Although what I now shall remind you of might seem totally unrelated to this peculiar trait of the Canadian psychees...

Does any one remember Titey?

We used to know him as Tite-Wad .... something he said about BB code regarding the use of smilies on the emergency board.. one late August evening, many moons ago.. Why, it's there I met SnnY for the first time.. :yup:

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It was? :unsure:

I thought it was when I was talking about Andromeda.

You are probably right, tho'.



Titey FTW, haven't seen him in a couple of months, tho'.

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The explanation being you are not the one to whom I refer.

Actually you are ( had you worried), but then in an earlier incarnation. This is the main reason Carnations are worn to this day. I heard.

( now a lot of you are probably wondering from whom I "hear" this sort of information. Although, I feel the necessity to point out, this is entirely unnecessary, and irrelevant and it's probably also none of your business); I will give you SnnY, the link. http://phpbb.slavanap.org/viewtopic.php?t=4135