Is There A "nice Way" To Call Someone An Asshole?

Ok, I think I have some suggestions how you can tell someone he or she is an asshole a way that does not hurt:

"I have not much sympathy for you."
"You make me feeling uncomfartable."
"I think you treated me in way that makes me feeling you are disrespecting me."
"I have no right to judge about you as you are just human, but I think your
behaviour makes the impression on me you are a sad human."
"I will stay alone for a while, please can you go out for a while."

... anymore? ---> If there would be an interesting, I would put it into my signature ;)

"F*** u"

nah ;)

"i just don't like your personality"

"You are an asshole, with teh love." :)

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Originally posted by internet.news@19 January 2004 - 01:19
Ok, I think I have some suggestions how you can tell someone he or she is an asshole a way that does not hurt:

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You are very irritating, can you please go away.

Ur a C*NT!! with a :) smiley

"STFU"

you never liked me either so fuck you!

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Originally posted by callum+19 January 2004 - 03:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (callum @ 19 January 2004 - 03:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-internet.news@19 January 2004 - 01:19
Ok, I think I have some suggestions how you can tell someone he or she is an asshole a way that does not hurt:

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You are very irritating, can you please go away. [/b][/quote]
pls go away for the moment. ;) that is how I would tell it ...

But ok, for any further suggestions: No longer use STFU or the word "asshole"
Just express it wit hother meaning... nice meanings... funny?

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Originally posted by internet.news@18 January 2004 - 17:19
Ok, I think I have some suggestions how you can tell someone he or she is an asshole a way that does not hurt:

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You&#39;re a rear-positioned orifice. Have a nice day&#33; :lol:

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Originally posted by mrlessk+19 January 2004 - 03:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mrlessk @ 19 January 2004 - 03:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-internet.news@18 January 2004 - 17:19
Ok, I think I have some suggestions how you can tell someone he or she is an asshole a way that does not hurt:

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You&#39;re a rear-positioned orifice. Have a nice day&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
can you tell me what does mean the words "rear" and "orifice" as I my mother tongue is not english ;) just tell synonyms ;)