I love this kind of stuff...
Here is the Washington Post's annual Mensa Invitational which once again
asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by
adding, subtracting, or changing one letter - and supply a new
definition.
The winners are:
1. Cashtration (n.):
The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus : I love this one
A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3 Intaxication :
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that
it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation:
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.):
The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy :
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti:
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm :
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte:
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Hipatitis :
Terminal coolness.
11. Osteopornosis:
A degenerate disease.
12. Karmageddon :
It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and
then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.
13. Decafalon (n.):
The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things
that are good for you.
14. Glibido :
All talk and no action.
15. Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you
rapidly.
16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.):
The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked
through a spider web.
17. Beelzebug (n.):
Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three
in the morning and cannot be cast out.
18. Caterpallor (n.):
The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're
eating.
Re: I love this kind of stuff...
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Originally Posted by
j2k4
Here is the Washington Post's annual Mensa Invitational which once again
asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by
adding, subtracting, or changing one letter - and supply a new
definition.
The winners are:
1. Cashtration (n.):
The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus : I love this one
A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3 Intaxication :
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that
it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation:
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.):
The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy :
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti:
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm :
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte:
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Hipatitis :
Terminal coolness.
11. Osteopornosis:
A degenerate disease.
12. Karmageddon :
It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and
then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.
13. Decafalon (n.):
The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things
that are good for you.
14. Glibido :
All talk and no action.
15. Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you
rapidly.
16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.):
The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked
through a spider web.
17. Beelzebug (n.):
Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three
in the morning and cannot be cast out.
18. Caterpallor (n.):
The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're
eating.
:lol: Stop giving them answers.:unsure:
