The Japanese Super Safe Wii Safety Manual

The Japanese Wii Safety Manual is Crazy

http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...iiDSCF7149.jpgThis crazy Japanese Wii safety manual is pretty much indicative of Japanese people's general insanity. Our theory: a secret battle between Godzilla and several Gundams in the early 1980s bombarded the whole of Japan with cosmic G-rays, which allowed then-youths to grow up and draw these weird-ass manuals.

First, hitting your husband in the face with a Wiimote is not acceptable even if you're pregnant. Do not blame it on your hormones.
Lots more after the jump.
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...iiDSCF7152.jpgDo not pour half a bottle of orange-flavored tea onto your Wii. Anything less than half is fine.
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...iiDSCF7150.jpgThe Wii is not a tie. (I actually did this when I was playing Zelda.)
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...iiDSCF7154.jpgDo not attempt to control your heart with the Wiimote.
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...iiDSCF7155.jpgDo not imitate that clip of the "smoking woman" with your Wii.
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...iiDSCF7156.jpgWhen the Wii catches a cold, use a hypo-allergenic blanket.
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...iiDSCF7160.jpgDo not remove the four leaf clover from your Wii. It is Nintendo's secret to motion sensing.
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...iiDSCF7161.jpgDo not unwrap the Wii over your head.
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...iiDSCF7162.jpgDo not attempt to produce your own twist-ties for the sensor bar. One is provided for you.
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...iiDSCF7165.jpgTest have shown limited success with playing the Wii with your feet. However, you will produce lightning.
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...iiDSCF7166.jpgBlu-ray discs will not work in the Wii.
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...iiDSCF7168.jpgDo not lay out a Wii for homeless Japanese citizens. They should clean themselves up and get a job like an honorable salaryman.
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...iiDSCF7169.jpgDo not forcibly remove Wii discs. There is an ejection mechanism. Jerk.
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...iiDSCF7173.jpgDo not attempt to wake up the Wii when it is napping.
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...iiDSCF7175.jpgDo not attempt to plug the nunchuk attachment into your foot. Again, lightning.
– Jason Chen

Heh, that's funny :lol:

:lol: I like the blanket one and the four-leaf clover one the best... I wonder what that one is even supposed to warn people of... Maybe don't insert foliage into your wii lol.

Don't stick narrow objects in the back of the Wii (I guess to clean it out?). :P

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