Assicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

Code:

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            ---,_,----
            /    .    \
          /    |      \
          (      @@      )
          /  _/----\_  \
        /  '/      \`  \
        /    /  .    \    \
      /    /|        |\    \
      /  / |        | \  \
      /  /`_/_      _\_'\  \
    /  '/  (  . )( .  )  \  `\
    <_ ' `--`___'`___'--' ` _>
    /  '    @ @/ =\@ @    `  \
  /  /      @@(  , )@@      \  \
  /  /      @@| o o|@@      \  \
 ' /          @@@@@@@@          \ `

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:lol:
(_o_) = gay ass?

:D, nice

ROFL nice

thanks for the laugh!