Agony Aunt

It's obvious we need one.
I'm volunteering.
So if anyone has an embarassing problem with an obvious solution to it, please post it here and I shall help you out by calling you a fuckknuckle.


Go

There's no point me going to school tomorrow, but my parents still expect me to go in.

I've already planned how I'm going to not go not going to go, I just have no idea what to do with the day.

What should I do aunt mum?

Dear SnnY,

I understand the comflict you must be feeling at this point.
As a responsible adult I should advice you to go to school and make an appointment with a counsellor

However,
it is obvious to me, and everyone else around you also that you are a sad frustated little geeky fuck.
So go get pished and try to get laid. It'll make you feel better


Regards,

Agony Aunt Sonja

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Dear SnnY,

I understand the comflict you must be feeling at this point.
As a responsible adult I should advice you to go to school and make an appointment with a counsellor

However,
it is obvious to me, and everyone else around you also that you are a sad frustated little geeky fuck.
So go get pished and try to get laid. It'll make you feel better


Regards,

Agony Aunt Sonja

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Wow.

That's amazing.

Comflicted and frustated.

You must be, well...hmmm. :huh:

Skweeks, are you as drunk as I am at all (at all).

Dear Agony Auntie,

I have an unfeasibly small penis. (I hear...I'm not the only one.)
What Should I do?

-bd

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Dear Agony Auntie,

I have an unfeasibly small penis. (I hear...I'm not the only one.)
What Should I do?

-bd

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Work on your personality, or get very very rich :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Dear Agony Auntie,

I have an unfeasibly small penis. (I hear...I'm not the only one.)
What Should I do?

-bd

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In my country silicon is used to create 'humps' around the shaft of the penis.
U can try it.......:D

I'm a cute wee Dutch burd living in Govan. Thro' a strange sequence of events, involving a lot of drugs and alcohol, which I really dont want to go into just now, I find myself married to a hun.

Am I doomed to eternal damnation or is there any prospect of my salvation.

get yourself baptised, get laid (after marriage obviousment) and get a life wanker.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Dear Agony Auntie,

I have an unfeasibly small penis. (I hear...I'm not the only one.)
What Should I do?

-bd

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Work on your personality, or get very very rich :rolleyes:

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Could follow JP's sig. Can't vouch for that tho'. :dabs: