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holy crap. these are hysterical, and all too true.
http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml
Quote:
Don Quixote: Chivalry demands I destroy that evil thing.
Sancho Panza: No, master. It is something ordinary and harmless.
Don Quixote (falls down)
THE END
Old, but good. ;)
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:lol: :lol:Quote:
Death of a Salesman
By Arthur Miller
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard
Willy Loman: Everytime something bad happens, I go back in time to happier occasions.
Biff Loman: I'm a bum.
Willy Loman: Here I go again.