Diaries...

This just about sums up the difference between men and women.

HER DIARY

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet
at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friend all day, so I thought
he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so
we Could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was

wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He
said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I
told
him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you
too.
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to
do
with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV He seemed distant and
absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed, about 10 minutes later he came to bed
and to
my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt

that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided
that
I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the
situation
but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell
asleep.

I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with
someone
else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

I missed an enormous 10-point buck this morning.
I can't shoot worth a damn anymore; maybe my eyesight is getting bad?
Got laid though!