Originally Posted by
ringhunter
I have actually thought ahead for that. I have a plan to use black magic to cure people, but there's issues with people believing in it, licensing issues etc. I've had a break-through though. I'll hire a Mexican look-alike of Jesus to be my mascot. Here's a speech that I had someone (not Mexican Jesus who was the cheapest script writer I know) prepare for when I meet the licensing board:
[speech]
Ladies and gentlemen, probably mostly gentlemen with one really pretty lady, hey, I won't judge, *wink and wait for people to say "OH!" to the pun*
I would like to draw your attention to the Mexican in the stands. *point to Mexican Jesus in the stands with a bunch of extremely important papers in your hand*
Has anybody in the house read the Bible? Raise your hands! We have a few Christians in the house huh? *insert God joke here* *< don't say that out loud* *< don't say that out loud*
Well, that Mexican wrote it, and he believes in me. Since you all believe in him, you indirectly believe in myself as well. *smile* *don't smile at the pretty lady, they think it's creepy*
I want to help people, and I can't do it without this license. I can save lives. *wait for a standing ovation, then proceed to walk out of the door while murmuring "The end is near, repent for your sins, and accept my application"*
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