Does your orifice have a male opening policy. Or is it just anybody who does the needful.
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Does your orifice have a male opening policy. Or is it just anybody who does the needful.
I open everything with my name on it, the chapesses open everything else.
I didnae get anything exciting today :(
No it was only posted today, due to a mixture of no DVDs and me being pished most of the weekend.
Given I don't actually know your name, per se, the envelope doesn't have it marked on.
OK, subsidiary question - Does the hawt blond burd with the big bewds have a decent sense of humour?
Did you fill the envelope with aids filled needles loiyke?:smilie4:
That's just stupid, razor blade infected with hep c sellotaped to the inside of the envelope. So that if anyone tries to open it with their finger then it's slicey, bleedy time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I think a deep envelope filled with needles would be better, for when they reach inside loiyke.
She could do, since you made her up. I don't got no blondes here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chip Monk
The one who will open the envelope doesn't really have the best sense of humour but she does have fantastic bewds.
Why do you ask :pinch:
Edit: and why am I giving you this ammunition after you googled my office phone number :pinch: :pinch:
The needles should be filled with liquid dog poo aswell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
How are you going to get a dog to poo into the container bit?Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
Don't be silly. You make the dog swallow the syringe, then wait for it to poo it out to be honest.