...to find someone to dance to romantic soft rock such as Elvis Costello, Peter Frampton while under the porch in the rain?
So lonesome these days...I need a chica. :cry:
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...to find someone to dance to romantic soft rock such as Elvis Costello, Peter Frampton while under the porch in the rain?
So lonesome these days...I need a chica. :cry:
Russia is so far away though.:ermm:
They'll come round to your home you know.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
1. Lose a little weightQuote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
2. Lose the computer for a couple weeks.
3. Set your sights lower.
4. Rinse and repeat.
It is difficult, Skiz.
I think you're asking about a repeatable experience, not just a one-might-stand.
Quit looking to connect, but be open to it.
Every guy looks at lookers, but turn down the volume on that particular habit; you'll see things you'd otherwise miss.
Find a social scene that's agreeable, and mix.
Stop worrying about the "when" part of things; it'll happen soon enough.
When I split with my ex, I didn't get laid for a year, and that turned out to be a good thing.
Odd-
I left her on 11/22, got laid the following 11/22, met my wife the next 11/22, and she moved in exactly one year later.
We got married 8/6/00, and fucked up the 11/22 thing, but we're happy.
Good luck.
BTW-
If you follow Busyman's plan, you'll end up with one of those ladies he had in his sig a while back.
Not that that's at all bad, but it's something you should know.
i would but your too old :erm:
i also dont dance in a socially acceptable manner - basically im a freak :(
A black lady with thick hips and thighs? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
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I think they are a little too much for Skiz tbh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
If he follows my advice his chances may increase that he'll find that someone that would....
...instead of wishing for it upon a star.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
True enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
Having seen many black women a bit less amply endowed, though, there's certainly no reason to rule them out.
Chicas come in all shapes and sizes, as we know.
I'm tryin' to help him find a repeater, and by other methods than the ripe-melon-squeeze-and-release system.
So did your (presumed) ex-missus find out about that time where you shagged that slapper?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
I hope she didn't read your teary confession on this very forum that you made the next day ... that wouldn't be at all funny :mellow:
Btw, Busyman is right, j2k4 is wrong, definitely do not wait a year before throwing some girl underneath you. Don't be too choosy, just do it - you know it makes sense :naughty: