January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels -Helllloooo!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breaststroke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it?
October - Hate M &M's...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!
What a year!!
