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yo mama soo stupid she jumped out the basement window
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yo mama soo stupid she jumped out the basement window
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your mumma tits are so square the milk comes out in cartons.
this takes me back to days spent cussing each other in the playground :rolleyes:
Hehe, Bruce Willis does it best;
Your mammas so fat i had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
:blink: :) :wub:
yo mama so stupid that she stood looking at a carton of orange juice for half an hour cos it said concentrate.
Here's a list I have... these are FUNNY!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and says, "Okay".
Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama's such a drunk, if it wasn't for the olives in the martinies she would starve to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so fat, that when she puts on high heels in the morning,by the afternoon, they're flats.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.
Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savingstime.
Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orangejuice box because it said concentrate.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper.
Yo mama's so stupid, that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".
Yo mama's so fat, instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 1002's.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo mama's so smelly, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slowdown, and Ban come off strike.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Yo mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him"Beaver".
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and says, "Okay".
Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Yo mama so fat, she went bunji jumping and went straight to hell
1 AT A TIME READ THE TOPIC NAME :lol:
Your mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Your mama's so fat, I burnt my arse on the lightbulb!
(THINK about it before replying :D )
Your mamas so fat she stepped on a dollar bill and made change....from a commercial
Yo momma so fat a bus crashed into her and she said,"Hey! Who threw that rock!?".
Hey your mama is so fat the lift goes down when she steps in it
your mom is so dumb on her job application where it said education she put hook on phonex
your mom is so dumb on her job application where it said dont write in the space below she put
OK
Yo momma is so fat she went to Antarctica and said," It's Too Hot!!!"
Yo momma is so fat, when she has sex... people think WW3 just began.
Yo momma is so fat she is the majority of global warming.
(technically, this is 1 at a time)
Can we plesae get of the subject of mama's, cause I just got off yours!
Your mama is so fat, in school she sat next to EVERYBODY
great topic :lol:
Homer simpson thief (little miss princess contest or something)Quote:
Originally posted by infamousalbo101@31 May 2003 - 05:10
your mom is so dumb on her job application where it said dont write in the space below she put
OK
YOU are so thick that yr mama thinks yr a brick wall
(does that count)?
All i gotta say is...
your mama
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Yo mama's so lousy in de hotel bed, I din't know whetha ta call fo room service o call fo da undatakaaa.
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Wtf? Lol. :blink:
Yo mama's so fat, when she swims in the ocean, the whales change their migration patterns.
posts don´t count in off topic :rtfm:Quote:
Originally posted by Rezzie@1 June 2003 - 21:39
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Wtf? Lol. :blink:
Your mama is a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac. She stays up all night wondering if there really is a doG
wow that was so wack u should get slapedQuote:
Originally posted by 4u21dr@3 June 2003 - 00:02
Your mama is a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac. She stays up all night wondering if there really is a doG
Don't hate just because it was over your head.
You're so dumb you probably thought Craig Mack and Biggie Smalls where value meals.
damn, your momma fat
Your mama's so old, she fried the chicken for the last supper.
YOU SHOULD GET SLAP TWICE FOR THATQuote:
Originally posted by 4u21dr@3 June 2003 - 00:51
Don't hate just because it was over your head.
You're so dumb you probably thought Craig Mack and Biggie Smalls where value meals.
YOU SHOULD GET SLAP TWICE FOR THAT [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by infamousalbo101+4 June 2003 - 14:42--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (infamousalbo101 @ 4 June 2003 - 14:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--4u21dr@3 June 2003 - 00:51
Don't hate just because it was over your head.
You're so dumb you probably thought Craig Mack and Biggie Smalls where value meals.
:lol: :blink: :o :D :lol:
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Yo Momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell
your mamas so fat when she went on a diet pizza hut went out of business
Your mama is so fat that is easier jump over her than walk around her if she is on your way :huh: :unsure:
your mama is like a limo , long , white , streched , and easy to get into to.
your mama only got one ear ,talkin about she wants to hear both sides of the story!
your mama got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it!
your mama ain't got no fingers, talkin about she wants to join the pointer sisters!
your mama is like a happy meal, you can eat, drink and play wtih her for a $1.99!