25 Signs That You've Grown Up
25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going
to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for just one sign
that doesn't apply to you and can't find a single one to save your
sorry old ass.
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25. You read this entire list looking desperately for just one sign
that doesn't apply to you and can't find a single one to save your
sorry old ass
:ph34r:
Re: 25 Signs That You've Grown Up
Today I took a nap from 11 am to 21 pm.
I got point 16 covered them. . .
Re: 25 Signs That You've Grown Up
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. TRUE
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. I DONT AGREE
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. ITS HER FAULT
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. DEPENDS IF U HAVE A 9 TO 6 JOB
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. SEX IN ELEVATORS + MUSIC NO PROBLEM
6. You watch the Weather Channel. ONLY WHEN I GO SURFING
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. TOTALLLY
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. DEPENDS, THERE ARE ALWAYS EXCUSES
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." TRUE, ALTHOUGH IT COULD MEAN YOUR "CASUAL" AND IF DONE RIGHT ITS COOL
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
won't turn down the stereo. NEVER
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.WTF? SICK
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. MY DOG HUNTS ITS OWN FOOD LIKE I HAVE TO
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. NEVER
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. AGREED
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one. :lol:
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."SADLY NOT TRUE
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.NEVER, SPAGHETTI ANYTIME
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. :lol: HOWEVER WROTE THIS...
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.:crying:
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for just one sign
that doesn't apply to you and can't find a single one to save your
sorry old ass. :lol:
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5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. SEX IN ELEVATORS + MUSIC NO PROBLEM
:lol:
