Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Yeah, the iBitch will take control of your checking account and not let you go out with any of your friends who don't also have an iBitch. The Apple will be easy, but will only do missionary. Anal will be rumored to be available on a future model, but blowjobs will be deemed an unneeded feature.
It also won't do gay sex :noes:
Yeah, but just wait until two iBitch owners stumble across each other over coffee...
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
It also won't do gay sex :noes:
Yeah, but just wait until two iBitch owners stumble across each other over coffee...
An awkward experience to follow as they both bend over to receive.
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
rejectOfAllah
I've been thinking about being gay, it has an awful lot of appeal.
I see you're warming up to the idea of me cumming on your mustache and grinding it with my taint.
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
rejectOfAllah
Not at all Jacky, it is appealing for two reasons:
1) It would mean I wouldn't have to fuck around with allowing women anywhere near me ever again.
2) It would allow me to really fuck blokes like chavis and wmanker.
They're quite appealing reasons, dontcha think?
Have you ever used conditioner on your mustache before Dave? What's the water situation in your home, soft or hard (if you believe in the evil scientists, it's a question about the metallic ion content)? Are you willing to bathe yourself in distilled water?
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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rejectOfAllah
I don't have a moustache Jacky.
Macky has graciously offered to give you one. Of course, it will extend down from your eye.
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
rejectOfAllah
I don't have a moustache Jacky.
What's your stance on milk mustaches?
Re: Last one to post wins the internets