Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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chavis
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manker
He's been waiting for ages.
It'd be funny to ban him now.
Let him get his joke out first. The poor stalking freak is chomping at the bit. It better be good, though. I won't be holding my breath.
:lol: Too late.
it's kinder this way.
I imagine he's just smashed his keyboard and possibly some of his Squeamous memorabilia to smithereens, however.
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Fuck no. She's responsible for the first atheist thread where I didn't call the OP all sorts of names for shits and giggles.
I could tell she was special even back then. So there.
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
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chavis
Cheers, mankdawg.
Having no internets is a bad scene. Had to use my imagination to masturbate and everything, and the buffer time in my cranium is worse than fucking dial-up. True story.
You should have said something, I had assumed you'd have a back up of the internets.
I could have sent you my copy.
Btw, I was getting dangerously close to emailing a; 'is everything alright, mate :unsur
e:' note.
Which might or might not have been a bit ghey.
If only I'd known. It would've been ghey. Good job you didn't.
In other news, my mental daughter got into a fucking top notch grammar school and I think the 14 year old is getting his end away (he looks confused and delighted).
I tried to join the dots with a magic marker on the acne on his back the other day, but I only got as far as 'caw' before he ran away.
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
You guise have traded emails. Like girls :ghey:
Are ewe pen pals now?
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Let him get his joke out first. The poor stalking freak is chomping at the bit. It better be good, though. I won't be holding my breath.
:lol: Too late.
it's kinder this way.
I imagine he's just smashed his keyboard and possibly some of his Squeamous memorabilia to smithereens, however.
Assuming there is anger where there is just resolve :glag: Fool.
Seen my latest blog update manker, it's all about you.
Seriously chavis you should let me know who I should do first, I am interested.
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Oh, god. You're just a terrible retard, aren't you.
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Yep, that's me. I'm retarded enough to think that actions have consequences, what an odd bloke eh?
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
manker
You should have said something, I had assumed you'd have a back up of the internets.
I could have sent you my copy.
Btw, I was getting dangerously close to emailing a; 'is everything alright, mate :unsure:' note.
Which might or might not have been a bit ghey.
If only I'd known. It would've been ghey. Good job you didn't.
In other news, my mental daughter got into a fucking top notch grammar school and I think the 14 year old is getting his end away (he looks confused and delighted).
I tried to join the dots with a magic marker on the acne on his back the other day, but I only got as far as 'caw' before he ran away.
Fourteen's a great age for that. You can brag with impunity 'cus everyone is impressed. And perhaps now the gifted one will stop breaking your fecking laptops.
My son's bought some Messi football boots with his birthday money today, so I'm off out for a kick around.
They were £60 near enough. He's eight and will grow out of them in no time at all.
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
CharlesW
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Originally Posted by
manker
it's kinder this way.
I imagine he's just smashed his keyboard and possibly some of his Squeamous memorabilia to smithereens, however.
Assuming there is anger where there is just resolve :glag: Fool.
Seen my latest blog update manker, it's all about you.
Seriously chavis you should let me know who I should do first, I am interested.
You have a blog in which you write about me. This is news.
Would you like me to send you a signed picture of myself, you could perhaps put stick it to your dressing table mirror and write 'manker <3' in lipstick just underneath it.
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Dave, you idiot. If you spent half the effort you do on faffing about on the internets being an arseclown, on doing something productive instead, like seeking psychiatric help or patching up your, by all account monumental fuckup of a marriage, you might not be crazy as a shithouse rat now.