Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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manker
I can think of at least eight occasions. Possibly nine.
Including that potted history of your early years.
Which reminds me, I couldn't keep track of your siblings. By the time I finished reading, I was only sure of one thing, which is that you had some.
How many brothers do you have, how many sisters, how many half brothers and sisters and how many step-sisters or step-brothers and are they younger or older?
Alright, I also have to keep track when describing this. Instead of breaking it down, it works out to 9 brothers of mixed origin and 3 sisters of mixed origin. My dad has definitely had 4 of his own, and my mom definitely 3 of her own.
You didn't answer any of my questions.
Not one :cry:
I'm going to guess given the information I've obtained to date; You have one sibling, your brother, born of your parents. You have one half sister on your mother's side and two half brothers on your dad's side. You also have 2 step sisters and 5 step-brothers.
How did I do?
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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manker
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mjmacky
Alright, I also have to keep track when describing this. Instead of breaking it down, it works out to 9 brothers of mixed origin and 3 sisters of mixed origin. My dad has definitely had 4 of his own, and my mom definitely 3 of her own.
You didn't answer any of my questions.
Not one :cry:
I'm going to guess given the information I've obtained to date; You have one sibling, your brother, born of your parents. You have one half sister on your mother's side and two half brothers on your dad's side. You also have 2 step sisters and 5 step-brothers.
How did I do?
Perfect. And that makes you a liar since I apparently have done everything to answer your questions. As far as the step siblings go, not one family exceeded 2 boys nor 1 girl.
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Artemis
now I'm confused.
Took you two minutes to have that as your final edit? Wonder what the original message could have possibly been.
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
I'm not telling. :snooty:
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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mjmacky
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manker
You didn't answer any of my questions.
Not one :cry:
I'm going to guess given the information I've obtained to date; You have one sibling, your brother, born of your parents. You have one half sister on your mother's side and two half brothers on your dad's side. You also have 2 step sisters and 5 step-brothers.
How did I do?
Perfect. And that makes you a liar since I apparently have done everything to answer your questions. As far as the step siblings go, not one family exceeded 2 boys nor 1 girl.
This pleases me.
I used the new information in conjunction with what I remembered from the old thread and extrapolated.
This is the internets. I don't lie :dave:
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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manker
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mjmacky
Perfect. And that makes you a liar since I apparently have done everything to answer your questions. As far as the step siblings go, not one family exceeded 2 boys nor 1 girl.
This pleases me.
I used the new information in conjunction with what I remembered from the old thread and extrapolated.
This is the internets. I don't lie :dave:
But you do apparently keep extensive files on people. :balustrade:
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Only in my head.
The stuff I wrote about Mary's siblings was fuzzy but it felt right as I was typing. I do a lot of my best work this way - professionally, too.
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hmmz. It seems as if we have a story to tell. Mary can tell us who she had secks with, Arty is about to post some animal related pics, ziggy has a tale with will be riddled, I'm sure, with pathos and Snee has been tracking Dave.
As for me, had a bit of a family get together on Friday down my mam's. Drank a lot of her wine, it was rather nice. Went out for a meal to quite a posh restaurant on Saturday, I wasn't impressed with the goat cheese parfait nor the pollack main course - but the coffee was okay. Got wasted on decent chablis and I didn't pay, so it was worth it.
Went out with my mates to watch footie yesterday and got absolutely barry fuckled. I possibly got laid at some point over the weekend - I'd be amazed if I didn't, tbh, but I don't like to ask questions about that kind of thing.
It's a bit gauche.
Not even a MBM mentioned anywhere in that. Thanks for asking, my vacation was fine. :snooty:
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I only included the people who replied to my original 'fuck's sake, everyone's fucking fucked off' post :snooty:
If it makes you feel any better, I'll pick on your grammar; it surely should be 'an MBM'.