Re: The Great Dave Debate.
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
Note to self: Bo still not black.
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
Snee
Note to self: Bo still not black.
fo'sho', bredrin.
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
Note to self; to get Bo out of lurking talk about him or mention giving a Turkey T-shirt away.
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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manker
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chavis
Then lilmiss femi-bloked up, stabbed some jew and ended up in Wandsworth, just to be close to Bo cos she calculated that wot wif all his overtime and wot have you, she'd be better orf on the inside, innit..
True love, that is.
Everyone's baffled about the anti-Semitic angle.
And then she found out that he left that job ages ago to spend more time with his mam and her Sky television subscription and used her Palestinian connections to get the inner workings of Wandsworth tattooed on her upper torso. Which was handy during her escape to Panama where she found out that her Dad was a snout for the FBI, her real mother was the key to everything and all hell broke loose just as she was about to get back into the arms of Bo and simultaneously open an MMS which contained a coded digitised depiction of Mulder's cock, but then the series got cancelled.
From which erupted an internets campaign of magnitude rarely experienced on the internets. Sid Vicious re-emerged, finally admitting to faking his death for tax porpoises and that pesky murder charge. At once perceiving the skull-crushing rock and roll symbolism of lilmissus punk-ass sacrifice and Bo's northern Factory-boy suicide ennui, Sid quickly became Prime Minister and abolished all murder laws. The peasants rejoiced. Lilmiss was released. Bo was so excited that he forgot to bring his videos back and ended up owing four squids.
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
@guess the fuck who:
You once claimed you were, you know. And it stuck.
That's twice now I had to be reminded you weren't.
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
Snee
@guess the fuck who:
You once claimed you were, you know. And it stuck.
That's twice now I had to be reminded you weren't.
:lol:
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
manker
Note to self; to get Bo out of lurking talk about him or mention giving a Turkey T-shirt away.
I stopped lurking when i got back on to my computer what has my password saved, innit.
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
manker
And then she found out that he left that job ages ago to spend more time with his mam and her Sky television subscription and used her Palestinian connections to get the inner workings of Wandsworth tattooed on her upper torso. Which was handy during her escape to Panama where she found out that her Dad was a snout for the FBI, her real mother was the key to everything and all hell broke loose just as she was about to get back into the arms of Bo and simultaneously open an MMS which contained a coded digitised depiction of Mulder's cock, but then the series got cancelled.
From which erupted an internets campaign of magnitude rarely experienced on the internets. Sid Vicious re-emerged, finally admitting to faking his death for tax porpoises and that pesky murder charge. At once perceiving the skull-crushing rock and roll symbolism of lilmissus punk-ass sacrifice and Bo's northern Factory-boy suicide ennui, Sid quickly became Prime Minister and abolished all murder laws. The peasants rejoiced. Lilmiss was released. Bo was so excited that he forgot to bring his videos back and ended up owing four squids.
A prequel was released and everyone who had ever encountered the fabled pair on the internets turned up to the premier, where the vol-au-vents flowed like paprika crisps.
Also; you just reminded me of the time when you said you felt like you'd been given a pair of magic trousers which gave you a squid each time you put your hand in the pocket - and Dave thought you meant an actual squid type squid.
The sudden recall made me spit out some paprika crisps in a stilted chortle. True story.
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Proper Bo
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manker
Note to self; to get Bo out of lurking talk about him or mention giving a Turkey T-shirt away.
I stopped lurking when i got back on to my computer what has my password saved, innit.
You should have just asked barbie what your password was.
And also; good save :smilie4:
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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manker
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Proper Bo
I stopped lurking when i got back on to my computer what has my password saved, innit.
You should have just asked barbie what your password was.
And also; good save :smilie4:
:smilie4:
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
It just happened to correspond with me offering to give away your Turkey t-shirt.
Total coincidence, like :smilie4:
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
there never was a turkey t-shirt, was there?
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
Was.
There still is, actually :snooty:
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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megabyteme
Poor Squeams. Is there no end to her public disgrace? :cry:
Goodness, I've disgraced myself in public more than this to the power of ten, multiple times. While people are talking about this they're being distracted from the real car crash that is my personal life :happy:
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Originally Posted by
Snee
Girls. Mang, they always rune things.
We should put up a sign outside saying no girls aloud or whatevs.
:huh:
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
I count up to two in-jokes and one really old pun/instance of musical criticism, and have no recall of making that post.
Pretty chuffed with it, all round.
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Snee
I count up to two in-jokes and one really old pun/instance of musical criticism, and have no recall of making that post.
Pretty chuffed with it, all round.
Nothing to do with your post history. I gather that's the general Swedish demeanour.
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Snee
I count up to two in-jokes and one really old pun/instance of musical criticism, and have no recall of making that post.
Pretty chuffed with it, all round.
Nothing to do with your post history. I gather that's the general Swedish demeanour.
Having reread that, it reads harsher than wot I intended.
Still, you're still a Swedish, and you're still a cunt.
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
Snee
I count up to two in-jokes and one really old pun/instance of musical criticism, and have no recall of making that post.
Pretty chuffed with it, all round.
Nothing to do with your post history. I gather that's the general Swedish demeanour.
It's just how we roll :cool:
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
Snee
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chavis
Nothing to do with your post history. I gather that's the general Swedish demeanour.
It's just how we roll :cool:
I hear you don't roll at all. I hear you straddle the backs of napalmed Vietnamese children, whipping the sparse flesh from their backs as they snatch at the cash which lines your very streets.
Tired of stepping into daylight, the Swedish have cloistered a dimwitted underclass to litter-pick their wealth for them while they pick their prettied teeth with toothpicks fashioned from platinum.
Meanwhile their Irish and Welsh neighbours starve, apprehensive that someday they will too slide into subjugation of the Swedish master race or something. I have hidden my children. You will never find them.
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
Pfft. It's always the refrigerator.
Brb, feeding Nguyen.
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Snee
Pfft. It's always the refrigerator.
Brb, feeding Nguyen.
I keeps it outside room temperature. You're just trying to lure me into counting your dough for you.
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
Snee
It's just how we roll :cool:
I hear you don't roll at all. I hear you straddle the backs of napalmed Vietnamese children, whipping the sparse flesh from their backs as they snatch at the cash which lines your very streets.
Tired of stepping into daylight, the Swedish have cloistered a dimwitted underclass to litter-pick their wealth for them while they pick their prettied teeth with toothpicks fashioned from platinum.
Meanwhile their Irish and Welsh neighbours starve, apprehensive that someday they will too slide into subjugation of the Swedish master race or something. I have hidden my children. You will never find them.
Noice.
You made Swedes sound like Spacers.
Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
chavis
I hear you don't roll at all. I hear you straddle the backs of napalmed Vietnamese children, whipping the sparse flesh from their backs as they snatch at the cash which lines your very streets.
Tired of stepping into daylight, the Swedish have cloistered a dimwitted underclass to litter-pick their wealth for them while they pick their prettied teeth with toothpicks fashioned from platinum.
Meanwhile their Irish and Welsh neighbours starve, apprehensive that someday they will too slide into subjugation of the Swedish master race or something. I have hidden my children. You will never find them.
Noice.
You made Swedes sound like Spacers.
They did it to themselves.