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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
rejectOfAllah
Evening manker,
I read this earlier, and it really grabbed me:
He has all of the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire.
- Winston Churchill
That could have been written about me.
I hope you're well.
I've seen that quote before and it struck me as Churchill trying to depict himself as something of a rogue. Which he was often wont to do.
It's not a bad thing but I reckon he tried too hard in this respect for it to be entirely plausible.
Cheers for the enquiry, I'm actually worse than I was the last time I posted, swollen face-wise. The 'new and improved' antibiotics they gave me aren't working as well as the ones I had last time.
On the up side, I've got a myriad of wiminz, both at home and in work, fussing around me with soup and coffee :happy:
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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Originally Posted by
manker
What do you mean, specifically, Dave?
And also. That to too thing is doing my head in :pinch:
Does the misuse of too disturb you more than this ?
No, because Dave doesn't do it on purpose :snooty:
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
Does the misuse of too disturb you more than this ?
No, because Dave doesn't do it on purpose :snooty:
Just imagine how I felt putting up with it for 5 years, over a relationship largely conducted in writing. It's amazing I stuck it out as long as I did. Wasn't it you that used to get upset about punctuation after smilies :lol:?
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
Does the misuse of too disturb you more than this ?
No, because Dave doesn't do it on purpose :snooty:
You're definitely more C.D.O. than I!!!!!!!
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
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Originally Posted by
manker
No, because Dave doesn't do it on purpose :snooty:
Just imagine how I felt putting up with it for 5 years, over a relationship largely conducted in writing. It's amazing I stuck it out as long as I did. Wasn't it you that used to get upset about punctuation after smilies :lol:?
It wasn't me who used to get upset over it.
I still haven't managed to completely overcome the displeasure it arouses during my quest to grammatically assimilate the bored.
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
manker
It wasn't me who used to get upset over it.
I still haven't managed to completely overcome the displeasure it arouses during my quest to grammatically assimilate the bored.
I think I may have stopped doing it, but thank you for reminding me. I shall resurrect it forthwith x
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
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Originally Posted by
manker
It wasn't me who used to get upset over it.
I still haven't managed to completely overcome the displeasure it arouses during my quest to grammatically assimilate the bored.
I think I may have stopped doing it, but thank you for reminding me. I shall resurrect it forthwith x
Refusal to asslaminate is futile.
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
I think I may have stopped doing it, but thank you for reminding me. I shall resurrect it forthwith x
Refusal to asslaminate is futile.
Um, you want to laminate what?
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
Your shapely buttocks.
In a sheer charcoal grey.
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
manker
Your shapely buttocks.
In a sheer charcoal grey.
:eyebrows:.
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Something like that.
Actual true pic above.
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
Is that actually your actual mouse mat? :glag:
You horrendous geek x
Heh heh....my ex used to call me Seven of Nine. Actually he couldn't make up his mind on if I were her or Kes. I think that says more about him than me :unsure:
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
:lol: Kes being like the polar opposite of Seven.
It's been my actual and real mouse mat for over ten years.
It's so old that I had it in a stocking from my parents while I was still living with them.
No, wait. That can't be right. I bought my own house in '99. Did they really still make up stockings for me after I moved out :blink:
Bless.
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Have you drawn nipples on that picture?
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you should! :smilie4:
In other news I am seeing things that aren't there, which is probably one of the coolest things that has happened to me this year...
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
Barbarossa
you should! :smilie4:
In other news I am seeing things that aren't there, which is probably one of the coolest things that has happened to me this year...
I couldn't possibly improve upon them.
Also; I see evidence of one nipple (I've gazed upon that mouse mat many, many times :smilie4:), so you're not really hallucinating.
Unless you are. In which case your lunchtime recreation is getting out of hand.
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I got inspired for a new photo thread.
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
manker
:lol: Kes being like the polar opposite of Seven.
It's been my actual and real mouse mat for over ten years.
It's so old that I had it in a stocking from my parents while I was still living with them.
No, wait. That can't be right. I bought my own house in '99. Did they really still make up stockings for me after I moved out :blink:
Bless.
Exactly :pinch:
Maybe it was the meticulous and diligent way I folded the ironing....
You do have the air of overconfidence usually associated with a cosseted child.
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
rejectOfAllah
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
Just imagine how I felt putting up with it for 5 years, over a relationship largely conducted in writing. It's amazing I stuck it out as long as I did. Wasn't it you that used to get upset about punctuation after smilies :lol:?
Yeah, if I'd have known who and what you are when I first encountered you, I would have slaughtered my wife and kids and then taken my own life, before I let you anywhere near me. The funniest bit of saying that being that I actually mean it.
:pinch:
Let it go, Dave. Let it go.
Squeams deserves her winner avatar because she can nonchalantly ignore your barbs.
When you can do the same, I'll personally use all of my mad paint skillz to create an appropriate riposte.
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
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Originally Posted by
manker
:lol: Kes being like the polar opposite of Seven.
It's been my actual and real mouse mat for over ten years.
It's so old that I had it in a stocking from my parents while I was still living with them.
No, wait. That can't be right. I bought my own house in '99. Did they really still make up stockings for me after I moved out :blink:
Bless.
Exactly :pinch:
Maybe it was the meticulous and diligent way I folded the ironing....
You do have the air of overconfidence usually associated with a cosseted child.
Is there a particular air of overconfidence associated with that.
If so, that would be the air of overconfidence I would pick to emit.
People would therefore underestimate my actual awesomeness which would, in turn, make it easier for me to render them uneasy with an insouciant barrage of cruelly applied wit.
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
Exactly :pinch:
Maybe it was the meticulous and diligent way I folded the ironing....
You do have the air of overconfidence usually associated with a cosseted child.
Is there a
particular air of overconfidence associated with that.
If so, that would be the air of overconfidence I would pick to emit.
People would therefore underestimate my actual awesomeness which would, in turn, make it easier for me to render them uneasy with an insouciant barrage of cruelly applied wit.
I'm not sure any of that makes any sense.
The air of overconfidence I speak of I have already said is the type associated with a cossetted child. I'm not sure how that will make it likely that people will underestimate you. If anything they'll overestimate you. Hopefully they'll never get close enough to you to realise it's all just an elaborately constructed porcelain eggshell coating of bullshit. Is that what it is? Is it?
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
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Originally Posted by
manker
Is there a particular air of overconfidence associated with that.
If so, that would be the air of overconfidence I would pick to emit.
People would therefore underestimate my actual awesomeness which would, in turn, make it easier for me to render them uneasy with an insouciant barrage of cruelly applied wit.
I'm not sure any of that makes any sense.
The air of overconfidence I speak of I have already said is the type associated with a cossetted child. I'm not sure how that will make it likely that people will underestimate you. If anything they'll overestimate you. Hopefully they'll never get close enough to you to realise it's all just an elaborately constructed porcelain eggshell coating of bullshit. Is that what it is?
Is it?
N'awwh. I'm going to do it again, but slower.
If one emits an air of overconfidence, is that of a cosseted child discernible from that of, for example, a 24 year old recently expunged of his virginity or one bred by 'success' in the financial advising field.
If so, I would choose for people to think 'cosseted child' when they felt my overconfidence aura because then their inherent prejudices would cause them to underestimate me since I'm an actual awesome-cake personified.
Do you see. Do you.
In answer to your last; yes :mellow:
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Can we get a screen-cap of any of this Facebook nastiness? Maybe Squeams is a total hardcore ball-busting mistress of cruelty, or Dave is lying yet again... Which could it be? Which could it be? :idunno:
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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In retrospect, Dave debates aren't all that great. I'm glad it wasn't me who made the mistake of titling the thread this way.
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
rejectOfAllah
I'll point out the glaring obvious to you all again.
Do you think she knew what reaction she would get from me to the post she made yesterday?
So why did a woman who only wants me to stay away from her make that post?
Check out my posts, did I make any post to provoke her post?
Why would a woman (whom you all think is stable) be deliberately going around provoking all this again? When all she had to do was leave me alone for me to continue leaving her alone.
Who is stalking whom?
How has all of this worked for you on other sites??
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
rejectOfAllah
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Originally Posted by
manker
:pinch:
Let it go, Dave. Let it go.
Squeams deserves her winner avatar because she can nonchalantly ignore your barbs.
When you can do the same, I'll personally use all of my mad paint skillz to create an appropriate riposte.
I do have one question for you manker.
Why tell me I'm not allowed to behave like a cunt towards your friend, yet not tell her she shouldn't be behaving like a cunt towards me?
Why aren't you telling her to "Let it go"?
I didn't say that you weren't allowed. When did I become the bored patriarch.
No, I said earlier in the thread, or a different thread idk, that I thought you ought to harden yourself into non-response regarding this subject matter - for your own well-being. It is just an opinion. Do it or don't do it, see if I cry.
To answer why I haven't said anything to Squeams, well, I think she's coping quite adequately already.
I honestly think I've elicited about as much entertainment as I can out of it and all I can see now is some guy being piccolo'd.
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.
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Originally Posted by
rejectOfAllah
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manker
I honestly think I've elicited about as much entertainment as I can out of it and all I can see now is some guy being piccolo'd.
Some guy being verbally abused by your friend you mean.
That isn't what I mean.
The word 'verbally' has no place in that sentence, friend should be pluralised and perhaps you ought to include a second person observation in there because of my current glass wall enclosure.
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:lol:
I sure am.
But first I'm going to watch the entire original series of BSG to try to draw some parallels with Face from the A-Team's depiction of Starbuck vis a vis the portrayal provided by Katee Sackhoff. Once I've done that I'm going to list the character merits of Luis Suarez and make each and every one of his detractors back down in the face of incontrovertible evidence as to his virtuousness.
Only then will I be ready to apologise for being mean to you on the internets.
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Re: The Great Dave Debate.