Re: Dave has erased all of his posts...
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Squeamous
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Artemis
Au contraire, you haven't checked out other gems on the urban dictionary like the 'rusty trombone', 'salty pirate' (a personal fav), 'cleveland steamer' I could go on, but Squeamous already thinks I'm dirty :blushing:
You say that like it's a badge of honour :smilie4:
Well yes it is, and it is quite an upgrade on the last team assessment I got from Manker which was that I should stick to things historical and zoological. :blink:
After that I wanted to go and play in traffic.
There is nothing quite like being mildly complimented.
Re: Dave has erased all of his posts...
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Squeamous
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mjmacky
No does not answer why.
It's a play on the Brit term 'semi-on'. Aka lazy lob on.
Oh OK, thinks I gets it now. In that explanation alone there's a bunch of terms you Brits are using for that. We've got half-chub, flying at half mast or flag at half staff (all of them rely on the use of half). I guess we don't have to work on the synonyms as much since the girls are more attractive here. :idunno:
Re: Dave has erased all of his posts...
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Artemis
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Squeamous
You say that like it's a badge of honour :smilie4:
Well yes it is, and it is quite an upgrade on the last team assessment I got from Manker which was that I should stick to things historical and zoological. :blink:
After that I wanted to go and play in traffic.
There is nothing quite like being mildly complimented.
Sir.
I didn't mildly compliment you, I damned you with faint praise.
Re: Dave has erased all of his posts...
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Artemis
Well yes it is, and it is quite an upgrade on the last team assessment I got from Manker which was that I should stick to things historical and zoological. :blink:
After that I wanted to go and play in traffic.
There is nothing quite like being mildly complimented.
Wouldn't that be ineffectual though? I get the impression that you don't have much in the way of traffic and at best you'd get wounded by a tractor. Are you a cutter by any chance?
Re: Dave has erased all of his posts...
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manker
okay that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
Have you ever earned your red wings?
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Squeamous
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mjmacky
But my dick is sensitive and what it feels is a large rough swollen hand with poor motor function forcing itself upon it, that not at all works for me.
I actually cackled at that like a witch with pneumonia :happy:
Must have scared the hell out of someone.
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Mary
We've got half-chub, flying at half mast or flag at half staff (all of them rely on the use of half).
Indeed.
Thanks for clearing that up.
:rolleyes:
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mjmacky
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manker
okay that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
Have you ever earned your red wings?
Brown ones too.
That's not stupid, though, that's an essential pit-stop which one must frequently visit on the circuitous and tortuous journey to male fulfilment.
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Artemis
Well yes it is, and it is quite an upgrade on the last team assessment I got from Manker which was that I should stick to things historical and zoological. :blink:
After that I wanted to go and play in traffic.
There is nothing quite like being mildly complimented.
Don't you listen to him, he's just overcompensating for the fact he drives a ladies' car and drinks Blue Lagoon cocktails on his lads' nights out.
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mjmacky
Oh OK, thinks I gets it now. In that explanation alone there's a bunch of terms you Brits are using for that. We've got half-chub, flying at half mast or flag at half staff (all of them rely on the use of half). I guess we don't have to work on the synonyms as much since the girls are more attractive here. :idunno:
I think it's probably just because you guys aren't as good at swearing as Brits, and also don't have the imagination to make that intellectual leap to describe the things you see in any more abstract than literal terms.
If it were because the girls are more attractive you wouldn't have to go to Japan to get a full-on.
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mjmacky
Must have scared the hell out of someone.
Fuck sake Macky you spastic, you know I live alone.
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Brown ones too.
That's not stupid, though, that's an essential pit-stop which one must frequently visit on the circuitous and tortuous journey to male fulfilment.
STM&SD would disagree :wub: