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mjmacky
But my dick is sensitive and what it feels is a large rough swollen hand with poor motor function forcing itself upon it, that not at all works for me.
I actually cackled at that like a witch with pneumonia :happy:
Re: Dave has erased all of his posts...
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mjmacky
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Squeamous
:no:
No does not answer why.
It's a play on the Brit term 'semi-on'. Aka lazy lob on.
Re: Dave has erased all of his posts...
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mjmacky
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Artemis
You know, if you lie on your arm till it goes numb, you can pretend it someone else, sort of an automatic Dutch rudder. :naugthy:
But my dick is sensitive and what it feels is a large rough swollen hand with poor motor function forcing itself upon it, that not at all works for me.
I'm sure you could get your hands on the appropriate amount of Succinylcholine to firm up that grip and maybe even some Ketamine to relax you and get over the initial inihibition. :naughty:
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Re: Dave has erased all of his posts...
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Squeamous
Artemis is dirty!
:blushing: And here was me just trying to help a fella out with his problem :wank:
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Dutch Rudder :blink:
No, don't worry. I'll google.
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okay that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
Re: Dave has erased all of his posts...
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manker
okay that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
Au contraire, you haven't checked out other gems on the urban dictionary like the 'rusty trombone', 'salty pirate' (a personal fav), 'cleveland steamer' I could go on, but Squeamous already thinks I'm dirty :blushing:
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Artemis
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manker
okay that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
Au contraire, you haven't checked out other gems on the urban dictionary like the 'rusty trombone', 'salty pirate' (a personal fav), 'cleveland steamer' I could go on, but Squeamous already thinks I'm dirty :blushing:
I haven't checked them out but I'm not entirely sure why not having heard of some stuff would prevent something I had heard of being the stupidest thing I'd ever heard.
Good work on the 'au contraire', btw :happy:
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Artemis
Au contraire, you haven't checked out other gems on the urban dictionary like the 'rusty trombone', 'salty pirate' (a personal fav), 'cleveland steamer' I could go on, but Squeamous already thinks I'm dirty :blushing:
You say that like it's a badge of honour :smilie4: