Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
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manker
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megabyteme
I outsourced the FACTS to a REAL ACCOUNTANT.
I know my mind is made up. Due to the ABUNDANT evidence.
Guilty.
wurd.
I didn't even know one could outsource to a first-world (Wales is like 1st and a half, but who's counting here) country. :O
I'm thinking FAR better evidence than google translate could have offered. Well done, my esteemed colleague!
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
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chavis
'Airlock Holmes'.
Now, that I like. A lot.
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
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manker
Yeah but she could have at least waited until I'd danced around my metaphor for a while longer.
It was going to be good :cry:
wtf is feverfew btw
I'm sorry for coming back, but you see stunting the growth of something beautiful is a talent of mine. Abortion accomplished.
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
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manker
Yeah but she could have at least waited until I'd danced around my metaphor for a while longer.
It was going to be good :cry:
wtf is feverfew btw
Herbal relief from 'women's problems' apparently
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
There's a herb that makes you guise drive properly and stop watching reality tv.
This is news :smilie4:
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
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manker
There's a herb that makes you guise drive properly and stop watching reality tv.
This is news :smilie4:
To be fair, they're more your problems than ours :happy:
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
Frequent and expensive visits to the bodyshop and mind-numbing hours sat thro' my big fat gyspy wedding.
hmmz.
You're not wrong :mellow:
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
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manker
Frequent and expensive visits to the bodyshop and mind-numbing hours sat thro' my big fat gyspy wedding.
hmmz.
You're not wrong :mellow:
WTF? I used to go to the Bodyshop when I was 15. Now I'm a big girl I use l'Occitane......it's more expensive but it makes you smell like the inside of Aphrodite's thigh rather than a teenager's hair scrunchy /toiletriessnob
Also I would never watch anything about Gypsy weddings, because I spend all my free TV time watching Take Me Out.
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I mean like the body-shop to get the dents out of my car 'cus of the bad driving.
wimin :schnauz:
i'm wondering if you actually knew that and it was clever roddery on your part.
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
:glag:
Unaware of this I was.