Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
I don't even know why you even needed to include the word in the first place you diddler.
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Each to their own Macky :unsure:
kindofa non-secateaureous post but I wonder what we'd all do if that happened.
If I had my own Mary, I think I'd dress her up in men's clothes and force her to come out with me and my mates of a Sunday afternoon. Mary would then quietly study the various fruit machines and inform me of the optimum time to chuck a squid in.
My peers would be impressed with my foresight and want to borrow her; I'd be rich, popular and
drunk :smilie4:
That would be an extremely 'fruitful' use of a Mary.
If I had my own Mary I would let her do my job for the day so I could go to the park or perhaps have dirty sex behind a skip. When I came back all my colleagues would be grateful for my presence and give me the approval and respect I deserve :yup:
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You realize that your Marys are non-refundable, you'd need to go beyond a day's novelty act to justify the expenditure.
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Not to mention, what did you all think was going to happen when you left them unsupervised?
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I thought mine would basically know what to do and hit the ground running :unsure:
I gave you too much credit didn't I?
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I thought mine would basically know what to do and hit the ground running :unsure:
I gave you too much credit didn't I?
The location was key, perhaps you're underestimating. Don't tell me you're locking them up in the shed outside.
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The location was key, perhaps you're underestimating. Don't tell me you're locking them up in the shed outside.
You're asking me to give this way more thought than I'm capable of. I'm just concentrating on breathing and typing right now.
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mjmacky
The location was key, perhaps you're underestimating. Don't tell me you're locking them up in the shed outside.
You're asking me to give this way more thought than I'm capable of. I'm just concentrating on breathing and typing right now.
I was going to buy you one of these, but I guess that's out of the question.
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Squeamous
You're asking me to give this way more thought than I'm capable of. I'm just concentrating on breathing and typing right now.
I was going to buy you one of these, but I guess that's out of the question.
http://www.wellpromo.com/upload/upim...ard-129943.jpg
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"Inflatable keyboard", come on now, you're just doing this on purpose.