Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
afoot it was in plain english
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
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Originally Posted by
somesexual
afoot it was in plain english
His full username is bent over for something sexual.
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
FFS, Arty goes to all the trouble of making a thread, I lovingly created a plausible scenario replete with allusion which I had intended to flesh out with lurid details of underwear stains, chavois and Idol seem to have employed several non-English speaking Vietnamese realtors to formulate wordplay vis a vis the Doyle theme lovingly crafted by mbm ... and Mary comes back.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...bigdabses5.gif
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
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Originally Posted by
manker
FFS, Arty goes to all the trouble of making a thread, I lovingly created a plausible scenario replete with allusion which I had intended to flesh out with lurid details of underwear stains, chavois and Idol seem to have employed several non-English speaking Vietnamese realtors to formulate wordplay vis a vis the Doyle theme lovingly crafted by mbm ... and Mary comes back.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...bigdabses5.gif
You girls spend too much time complaining that you're under appreciated. It's like your menstrual cycles have synchronised. Stop bleeding all over the lounge or I'll start slipping Feverfew into your tea.
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
Yeah but she could have at least waited until I'd danced around my metaphor for a while longer.
It was going to be good :cry:
wtf is feverfew btw
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
I was looking forward to a few pages meself.... :dabs:
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
The reappearance of Mary ties in all too perfectly to NOT lend plausibility ABSOLUTE FACT that we have outed one of the Lounge's masterminds.
made-up FACTS:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
I did not actually have time to come up with any, but the mere FACT that I placed 5 line items is a GREAT indicator of the STRONG evidence against this individual.
I know my mind is made up. Due to the ABUNDANT evidence.
Guilty.
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
The reappearance of Mary ties in all too perfectly to NOT lend
plausibility ABSOLUTE FACT that we have outed one of the Lounge's
masterminds.
made-up FACTS:
1.
Mary writes the letter a like this: 2 :o
2.
Dave can't distinguish to and too :eyebrows:
3.
Mary leaves the internets for 2 days :o
4.
Dave moved house due to the Great Irish Threat and the average reconnection time for internets is 2 days.
:eyebrows:
5.
MARY and DAVE are a COUPLE :o :eyebrows:
I
outsourced the FACTS to a REAL ACCOUNTANT, but the mere FACT that I placed
5 line items is a GREAT indicator of the STRONG evidence against this individual.
I know my mind is made up. Due to the ABUNDANT evidence.
Guilty.
wurd.
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Art and Mary are, in fact, one and the same.
This thread is the twisted machinations of the criminal architect, the Napoleon of Grime, arch-adversary to The Great Defective Spurlock Holmes. Wait for it...
I know, I know. :no:
That was a quality post. A quality post indeed.
Re: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread
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Originally Posted by
Something Else
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Art and Mary are, in fact, one and the same.
This thread is the twisted machinations of the criminal architect, the Napoleon of Grime, arch-adversary to The Great Defective Spurlock Holmes. Wait for it...
I know, I know. :no:
That was a quality post. A quality post indeed.
I'm a little bit ashamed of it, to be honest, hotshot.
I was pre-caffinated and I didn't think it through. Clearly it should've been 'Airlock Holmes'.