Face Slapper
The One Eyed Giant
Shlong
Dick
Peter
Prick
3rd Leg
Boner
Wanker
Stem and Helmet
Load Dropper
Big Dipper
chinese: Long Wang, Hung Lo
Cock
Woody
The Package
Bender (for the deformed)
and my favorite
The Giver of Dick Milk
then there's
Balls
Nut Sac
Nuts
Oversized Dark Almonds (I'm black) or ODA's
Chest Nuts (if laying on her chest)
Wal-Nuts (if you've got her against a wall)
Peanuts (if you're on steroids) or Pistachios
Cashews (for the deformed)
and my favorite
Jawbreakers