Small and Squeaky
An actual conversation between me and my pensioner father...
WeeMouse "Dad I've ordered you a new washing machine over the internet. It'll be here on Sunday ok?"
DaddyMouse "You can do that over the internet now??"
WeeMouse ".......yes. I'm going out now Dad"
DaddyMouse "WAIT! WHAT IF THE INTERNET PHONES ME? WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO IT?!"
WeeMouse "............................................................"
What kind of accent does the internet have anyhow?
sex a wolf in a bag
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I suppose it might speak like 10011101010101010101
Now go away.
busy
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.that's nothing.you should hear my grad grandmother..97 years old
Originally Posted by Something Else
Without good, original content, a tracker is nothing but a lonely teenage boy's chatroom.
Small and Squeaky
He's only in his 60s though. He truly is scared of computers. I came home from work the other day and couldn't find my laptop anywhere.
He finally admitted that he had hidden it in his wardrobe because it "scared him"
*haircut
What, you don't remember what dialup sounds like?
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Last edited by Alien5; Jun 6th, 2006 at 06:36 PM..
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busy
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this is the funniest thing i ever heard
Without good, original content, a tracker is nothing but a lonely teenage boy's chatroom.
sex a wolf in a bag
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This sound?
Now go away.
*haircut
Your retarded.
Last edited by Hairbautt; 11-28-2007 at 04:55 PM. Reason: Meh.
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Last edited by Alien5; Jun 6th, 2006 at 06:36 PM..
sex a wolf in a bag
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doooooh, thx H. meh
Now go away.
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.that's nothing.you should hear my grad grandmother..97 years old 
doooooh, thx H. meh
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