The Great Dave Debate.

[Snee]

I've got this transparent button-thingie on my taskbar, like. It says show desktop, but it really just hides all my windows. My mind is blown.

[manker]

ikr

It's the dumbest lie ever.
I don't like that adjective, but I don't think a more appropriate one exists.

Keep making up your own story. I still don't lie, and the posts prove it.

What where you said that you didn't have any newds of 'that woman' and then you posted today that you did.

One of those statements has to be a lie.

[chalice]

I wanted to see what would occur if Dave was given run of the lounge in my absence. Pretty much as predicted as it turns out.

Imagine Dave was ruler of the bored. Life would be so simple.

You fucking flounced in epic style chavis, just admit it mate.

You are the winner, Dave. I prostrate myself upon you. I just can't keep up with your life-wasting hi-jinks.

You're a special kinda wonderful, Dave. You're every woman's dream. You're the sentinel of all things pure and your purity has shone throughout. You win.

If you want me, you can find me getting wopped and observing you for larks.'

[NotLettingItGo]

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[manker]

Apparently she was cybering with him behind Bo's back and when Bo went to her place for a while, she banned Mulder from coming here incase he got a taste for sending his peen around via PM again.

That might be a vicious interweb lie but it seems plausible. She did ban Bo from coming here after all

Then lilmiss femi-bloked up, stabbed some jew and ended up in Wandsworth, just to be close to Bo cos she calculated that wot wif all his overtime and wot have you, she'd be better orf on the inside, innit..

True love, that is.

Everyone's baffled about the anti-Semitic angle.

And then she found out that he left that job ages ago to spend more time with his mam and her Sky television subscription and used her Palestinian connections to get the inner workings of Wandsworth tattooed on her upper torso. Which was handy during her escape to Panama where she found out that her Dad was a snout for the FBI, her real mother was the key to everything and all hell broke loose just as she was about to get back into the arms of Bo and simultaneously open an MMS which contained a coded digitised depiction of Mulder's cock, but then the series got cancelled.

[manker]

What where you said that you didn't have any newds of 'that woman' and then you posted today that you did.

One of those statements has to be a lie.

I said I don't have any porn of her, and I don't. One topless photo doesn't constitute porn, unless of course you believe that page 3 is porn, and even that's more pornographic than the photo she sent me.

Try again manker.

I would try again but pornographic means designed to arouse lust.
I'm not sure if that's news to you.

Sarcasm above.

Or are you saying that her tits are really really bad

[Snee]

Maybe he's excavating the truth point.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[Proper Bo]

Everyone's baffled about the anti-Semitic angle.

I'm not, she's a horrible racist.

[Proper Bo]

Not as in she's shit at racism, like.