Long live Hissyfit
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Are extremely arched eyebrows considered teh sexy, again?
My wife's friend Torri is over for a visit and is charming as ever. She's trying to talk my wife into shaping her eyebrows, like hers (she looks perpetually
perplexed).
I can't stand the gossipy hag. Why won't she just leave?
-bd
sex a wolf in a bag
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Those eyebrows are silly and unattractive I think.
Get her out before she persuades your missus.
Now go away.
Long live Hissyfit
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So...what you're saying is that I should drink loads more, and once I start drooling and making a general ass of myself - she'll feel inclined to leave.Originally Posted by benchez
Those eyebrows are silly and unattractive I think.
Get her out before she persuades your missus.
I'm googling pics of Joan Crawford as we speak. I'm going to make a mask. I'll report back.
-bd
sex a wolf in a bag
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That sounds like a fine plan my good man.
I'll look forward to your report.
Now go away.
Long live Hissyfit
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I just downed an ice cold Becks and took a big swig of Cutty Sark. Torri's eyebrows are strangely alluring, atm. Her magic is strong. I must resist...
-bd
sex a wolf in a bag
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They aren't real. Don't fall for it.
Now go away.
Long live Hissyfit
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I think I'll slap her in her cunt.
-bd
Long live Hissyfit
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I'm drunk and horny and this wind bag knows that she is being a cock blocking twat.
I see her smiling smugly at me.
-bd
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It's at times like this that a man's thoughts turn to threesomes and he soon finds himself sleeping on a mate's sofa
Long live Hissyfit
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She just left, ffs.
-bd
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