Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[chalice]

your foresight legitimises your cuntery.

Talking about generous cervices (), squeams must be well loved up with STM&SD cos she's hardly posting here. I speak to her more in PM than anything.
When we're not talking about Dave and how he fails at life, she fills me in about how how fantastic this other guy is.
As you might imagine, I'm all ears. I lap up that kind of stuff.

You really have to admire the way she lost the zero and got with the hero.

Indeedy-do. You know you've broken Dave's heart again, don't you. That's the umpteenth time this year. They'll be transplanting an iron pump soon.

How is he supposed to face the future without some hope of reconciliation. Someone will drop a balustrade on Sophie's beau's noggin and it'll be all your fault.

[manker]

How inconsiderate of me.
I really should have thought it through and not revealed all that true stuff when there is a small chance Dave might read it and get upset.

One hopes that he doesn't get as angry as a very angry thing and start threatening people with internet baseball bats again.

[Snee]

Some fuckhead and his retarded burd showed up outside my building. She tried to kick down the entrance hollering about living here and wanting to get inside.

This went on for a bit, until the downstairs neighbor lost his shit, went outside, and threatened bloody murder. There was counting to five and stuff.

I was sleeping when it started, so woke up all bawa to the sound of yelling and kicking.

Glad it woke me up, tho. Because as the neighbor ran them off, and turned around to go inside, the door was locked, and couldn't get back, so he woke up the another neighbor, and it started again.

I'd have let him in, but he was too quick. And I was busy glagging anyway.

[Artemis]

yet again

[Artemis]

Some fuckhead and his retarded burd showed up outside my building. She tried to kick down the entrance hollering about living here and wanting to get inside.

This went on for a bit, until the downstairs neighbor lost his shit, went outside, and threatened bloody murder. There was counting to five and stuff.

I was sleeping when it started, so woke up all bawa to the sound of yelling and kicking.

Glad it woke me up, tho. Because as the neighbor ran them off, and turned around to go inside, the door was locked, and couldn't get back, so he woke up the another neighbor, and it started again.

I'd have let him in, but he was too quick. And I was busy glagging anyway.

This is what fire hoses are designed for....

[Snee]

Now I just need to get to sleep again.

This may take drastic measures. Where's dave's blog again?

[Snee]

How inconsiderate of me.
I really should have thought it through and not revealed all that true stuff when there is a small chance Dave might read it and get upset.

One hopes that he doesn't get as angry as a very angry thing and start threatening people with internet baseball bats again.

Does that pub of yours have a balustrade. I expect dave will be needing one.

[Ron_Ronson]

Hey, guys. This is Ron.

You should be nice to Dave, because it's not his fault.

He acts this way because his I.Q. is really low, and he's got an overactive imagination. He probably just wants to be friends with everyone but don't have the means to express himself like a normal person Before you're mean to him again, keep in mind that he also has no life at all, and has to fill the void spewing his lies on the internet It probably also doesn't help that he's been overcompensating for being 4'7" all his life. He grew up being bullied, thanks to this. He still wets his bed on a nightly basis

Be nice to Dave, guys.


- Ron

Trust me

[chalice]

Hoi Peabody, sorry to hear you've come over all Gail Porter. Going forward, you will henceforth be renamed Bojak.

[Proper Bo]

racist