Guys Gone Wild....

[brotherdoobie]

Have you seen this infomercial? What a fucking horrible concept.


What is the opposite of an erect penis - flaccid is too delicate of a word to describe to the state of my penis atm?




-bd

[chalice]

The opposite of erect is raze.

You have a razed penis, BD. Congratumulations.

[brotherdoobie]

The opposite of erect is raze.

You have a razed penis, BD. Congratumulations.

I was going to go with inverted. However, razed is perfect. Thank you wordsmith.


Poor me.


-bd

[chalice]

I'm suddenly struck with the image of Buffalo Bill off of Silence Of The Lambs in that scene where he stuffs his penis between his legs and looks in the mirror and reckons he'd be mighty purdy as a woman.

Thanks for that, like.

[DKre8ive1]

Cash in while you can with Gays gone wild but seriously if this guy makes as much money as he made off the girls gone wild venture I have nothing to say but genius.

[brotherdoobie]

I'm suddenly struck with the image of Buffalo Bill off of Silence Of The Lambs in that scene where he stuffs his penis between his legs and looks in the mirror and reckons he'd be mighty purdy as a woman.

Thanks for that, like.

Have you ever done the tuck thing, after a hard night of drinking - thinking the missus will have a laugh. Instead she looks at you like you're the most
disgusting, vile, and mentally challenged loon she's encountered to date?

I have. true story.


-bd

[chalice]

I need neither booze nor female impersonations to make my missus look at me like I'm the most disgusting, vile, and mentally challenged loon she's encountered to date.

A simple conversation will suffice.

ME: Pass the ketchup, dear.
ME MISSUS: You fucking deranged bastard!! You and your sick euphemisms.

[Mr. Mulder]

ive not seen the advert in question though im willing to bet that bawls touch thus making it gay

[Franki]

Girls Gone wild FTW

[brotherdoobie]

I need neither booze nor female impersonations to make my missus look at me like I'm the most disgusting, vile, and mentally challenged loon she's encountered to date.

A simple conversation will suffice.

ME: Pass the ketchup, dear.
ME MISSUS: You fucking deranged bastard!! You and your sick euphemisms.

You do know that we're alright, mate. It's the wives who are the twisted fucks, like.

God bless their fair souls.





-bd