True Story Thread

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I won £10 on the lottery tonight.

I don't buy tickets meself but Mrs JP's Auntie gets me won at Chrimbo. It's like one of those Wednesday and Saturday for 6 weeks or something else things.

It won £10 last year as well.

True story.

[chalice]

When I was about 17, I only had a pound.

I wanted a sausage roll but bought a scratchcard instead.

I won a 100 squids on that there scratchcard.

I'd lilke to say I made a difference to teh world with yon turn of fortune,

But I didn't..

[Sextent]

Did you ever get the sausage roll

[chalice]

Not a fucking chance, like.

It was fish fucking supper city, like.

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Not a fucking chance, like.

It was fish fucking supper city, like.

And a bottle of Irn Bru

[chalice]

You're only allowed Irn Bru if you're in the 'Ra.

[Sextent]

You're only allowed Irn Bru if you're in the 'Ra.

[Something Else]

I only played the lottery once. The first week it started. I won a tenner and never did it again. So I'm £9 up on the fuckers.

[Sextent]

You, Sir are one of life's winners.

[chalice]

There's a mouse in my house. Possibly plural.

True horror story.

Got 2 of them ultrasonic mouse head-wreckers. Turned them on last night. About 3am, the meeses were going nuts.

My missus is all scared like.