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My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.
If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it
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I want to be a man. Sob.
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You paid for porn. Amateur. :biggles:Originally Posted by Squeamous
My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.
If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it
-bd
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Youporn is free.
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it's very, very, very overrated.
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Lets swap sex for a few days then. Give each other a break
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sounds hawtmulder will be so jealous.
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He doesn't fancy you that much.sounds hawt
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Poor naive fool.....it's official, I have bigger balls than BD.
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youpwnt
He doesn't fancy you that much.sounds hawt
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mulder will be so jealous. 
.....it's official, I have bigger balls than BD.
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