how good is their hearing? can they hear like us?
pepper your angus
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how good is their hearing? can they hear like us?
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quick turtle question
As you do.....
mostly harmless
I dunno, but according to wikipedia they can't be house-trained
pepper your angus
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never mind its too late!
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Did one overhear you talking about it?
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Worst "quick turtle question" joke thread ever.
sex a wolf in a bag
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Myrtle, she observes, doesn't like loud noise. "At some level of sound, Myrtle will come to the speaker and veer off, but at a lower level, she won't veer off," Streeter says. "It seems like a sound deterrent would work if we play it right."
Now go away.
Genius :)
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Well I know they're not the same at all but I've got pet tortoises and they can hear pretty good and respond to their names, so maybe turtles are similar. Why didi you want to know anyway
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He wanted to know if it was worth the bother of talking dirty to them.Originally Posted by ukgenius
mostly harmless
He was driving down the road, there was a turtle in the way.
He beeped his horn and shouted "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY".
The turtle paid no attention and was subsequently crushed to a pulp.
He wanted to know if it was worth bothering with the audible warning next time.
That is all.
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