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    I was determined not to google for this.
    And I think I've worked it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeams
    99% of the time they are. But that one was a genuine invitation to horatio x
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    I think you're just fluffing the numbered list, 3 is only a problem because of 4, so you should only have 4 items.
    Not really, flowe. The prelude to copulation would be problematical in and of itself.
    There'd be so much competition for the sultry blue eyed, dark haired swedish looking chick that the males would swiftly morph the human holding facility into a Lord of the Flies scenario. It'd be carnage - and obviously, no one would want the fat chicks.

    The females would then take advantage of the ever decreasing male numbers by only letting the polite ones have labial coat privilege and the entire experiment would be fucked.

    You just didn't think it through.
    You guys are too linear in your train of thought. Ropes and glory holes, research is all about troubleshooting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Tbh I prefer the company of mice to the Chinese.
    What's your stance on this guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I assure you that there was no morality whatever involved.

    Anyway in hindsight I guess I should gone with my initial thought of using the Chinese as
    1) I can't tell them apart
    2) There are already more of them than you can shake a stick at
    3) Penis size aside see number 2
    4) Can't do anything about the gestation period but enforced malnutrition probably works wonders for the second.
    5) Pay the researchers slave wages and if they complain remind them of what happened to the Chinese when they decided to stand in the way of science.

    It's impossible to insult my intelligence.
    You could probably substitute Indians in for the Chinese for each of those statements.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I assure you that there was no morality whatever involved.

    Anyway in hindsight I guess I should gone with my initial thought of using the Chinese as
    1) I can't tell them apart
    2) There are already more of them than you can shake a stick at
    3) Penis size aside see number 2
    4) Can't do anything about the gestation period but enforced malnutrition probably works wonders for the second.
    5) Pay the researchers slave wages and if they complain remind them of what happened to the Chinese when they decided to stand in the way of science.

    It's impossible to insult my intelligence.
    You could probably substitute Indians in for the Chinese for each of those statements.
    Initially I was going to use the Blacks but I was a bit afraid to as they tend to be uppity.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
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    You could probably substitute Indians in for the Chinese for each of those statements.
    Initially I was going to use the Blacks but I was a bit afraid to as they tend to be uppity.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Initially I was going to use the Blacks but I was a bit afraid to as they tend to be uppity.
    If you're going to say uppity, you might as well commit to calling them niggers.
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    As much as it vexes me my Canadianism won't allow it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    As much as it vexes me my Canadianism won't allow it.
    Racists are always scared to say nigger. They focus much more on the word than the context. Canucks are racists, right?
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