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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    Dear Diary,

    Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home, it's
    fun to cook for Bob. Today I made an angel food cake and the
    recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have
    enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow enough bowls to beat
    the eggs in. The cake turned out fine.

    Tuesday: We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said,
    serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But, Bob happened to
    bring a friend home for supper that night. Did they ever look
    startled when I served the salad.

    Wednesday: I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said,
    "Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some
    water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda
    silly in the middle of the week. I can't say it improved the
    rice any.

    Thursday: Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.
    It said, "Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one
    hour before serving." I hunted all over the garden by my mom's.
    So I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there
    one hour so the dog would not take it. Bob came over and asked
    if I felt all right. I wonder why?

    Friday: Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "Put
    all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did, right
    over to my mom's house. There must have been something wrong
    with the recipe, because when I came back home again it looked
    the same as when I left it.

    Saturday: Bob went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He
    asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens
    dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found a
    doll dress and some little shoes. I thought the hen looked real
    cute. When Bob saw it, I wondered why he counted to 10.

    Sunday: Today Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve
    roast, but all we had in the icebox, was hamburger. So I put it
    in the oven and set the controls for roast. Must be the oven,
    because it still came out hamburger.

    Good night, Dear Diary. This has been an exciting week. I am
    eager for tomorrow to come, so I can try a new recipe on Bob.

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    Wolfmight's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    A lucky number of blonde jokes indeed!
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