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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss


    Before or after ?
    Before sex isn't sex

    You may do it differently in Canadia. I duno


    I actually meant during, btw. I wouldn't know about the after sex smell because I'm either smoking or fast asleep.
    You smoke after sex as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Before sex isn't sex

    You may do it differently in Canadia. I duno


    I actually meant during, btw. I wouldn't know about the after sex smell because I'm either smoking or fast asleep.
    You smoke after sex as well.
    Yes. Friction is often a problem.

    300 thrusts per minute.

    So that's a grand total of 150 thrusts every time I have sex
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

    You smoke after sex as well.
    Yes. Friction is often a problem.

    300 thrusts per minute.

    So that's a grand total of 150 thrusts every time I have sex
    Smoking in bed slang in burnley=wanking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    So that's a grand total of 150 thrusts every time I have sex
    You can last thirty seconds?

    That's completed unrealistic, man. Stop lying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    So that's a grand total of 150 thrusts every time I have sex
    You can last thirty seconds?

    That's completed unrealistic, man. Stop lying.
    Je suis teh stud
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    So that's a grand total of 150 thrusts every time I have sex
    You can last thirty seconds?

    That's completed unrealistic, man. Stop lying.
    He just lies on top for 15 seconds...struggling to get up,after he's finished.
    Sex is alot of work.

    Peace bd
    Last edited by brotherdoobie; 08-15-2005 at 02:15 PM.

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    FFS@at all above pervy peeps(30 seconds...as if 0
    Little baby's smell lovely as well (but not when thay've done a packet)

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Very good question, glad you asked it.

    I have a choice of 2.

    First is freshly baked bread.

    Second is a cleaning product called "Shiny Sinks".. I love the smell of that.

    Oh, also certain felt-tipped pens are very nice to smell too...

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    Barbarossa post, made me think of another lovely smell...Sharpies!

    Peace bd

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    another to add to my list - felt tipped pens
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