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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    Ring Ring, Ring Ring

    Mrs manker : Doctor Jones, I'm so worried, manker has taken another of his funy turns.

    Doctor Jones : You'll have to get me a sample of his urine, faeces and sperm, for tests.

    Mrs manker : OK then, I'll drop of a pair of his pants in t'morning.

    Doctor Jones : Thanks for tat.

    Cut to Dexy's Midnight Runners, miming to Come On Eileen

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    Quote Originally Posted by JP
    Come On Eileen
    I would be intruiged to learn how you knew what I call my pants
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Pants!!




    They are not manker's pants.
    methinketh they may be Bo Dukes pants though.

    I used to be a flier, now I ramble.
    Hey you kids, never suck all the juice out of a tractor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by missie
    They are not manker's pants.
    methinketh they may be Bo Dukes pants though.
    Why would I have a pic of Bo Duke's pants on my phone this morning. Come to that, why would I have a pic of my pants on my phone this morning

    You may be right. My memory of the day's events only stretches to around 6pm yesterday.

    Bo Duke might have pants like me
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I bet it was the barman's pants.
    Some people will do anything for a lock-in.

    I used to be a flier, now I ramble.
    Hey you kids, never suck all the juice out of a tractor.

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    Indeed
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    me in my boxers

    unlike manker I am leaving something to the imagination

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    Quote Originally Posted by vidcc
    I think you've posted a pic of someone else's ants.

    You, Sir are a scoundrel.

    Where is the report section, I wish this vile deceit removed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by vidcc
    I think you've posted a pic of someone else's ants.

    You, Sir are a scoundrel.

    Where is the report section, I wish this vile deceit removed.
    They were adopted under the "sponsor an ant" prog. run by the church of antichrist.

    Just 2 cents provides schooling, clothes and food for a family of ants for one month.

    In return you get a photo and letters giving progress reports....

    It's tax deductible as well

    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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