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Thread: The Night of the Doom-Spider's Army

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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    I would make an offering to their gods...a small child perhaps.

    Peace bd

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    No one cares about my spiders!!

    Btw, spider count it up to 14 now.
    14 spiders, 2 moths and a weird mosquito-like-thing.
    The only dangerous one is the mozzie...

    Squish it!! Squish it flat! Squish it DEAD!!!!!!!!!


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    It won't really be a mosquito, we don't get them in Scotland.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    And

    16 spiders, 5 moths and two mosquito-like-things.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Close your feckin windows when you have teh light on

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    And

    16 23 spiders, 5 8 moths and two four mosquito-like-things.
    You forgot to include the ones you almost definitely ate while sleeping last night
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    there's a possibility one of the buggers laid eggs under your skin and now they're hatching. that would explain where they're all coming from
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    Nice, very nice.

    My mum's angry 'cause I'm too scared to go 'round to her house.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    Nice, very nice.

    My mum's angry 'cause I'm too scared to go 'round to her house.
    Well she'd better clean up the shitty mess that attracts all the bugs then!

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    i was going to sleep when i saw something on my wall move. i thought wtf is that?!, turned the light on and got my camera....



    i tried comparing it to a CD several times but the pictures didn't turn out well. here you can just about see the little bastard running at my hand holding the CD....



    here's me trying to compare it to my phone instead....



    then it had a go at my phone too....



    here's the best picture i got, and the last of him alive....



    where he landed after DC pwnage....



    i tried to get it to stretch out but it just kept curling up....



    so i flushed him down the bog.




    normally i use a glass and a bit of paper then chuck 'em out the window. this one would have glassed me and wrote rude things about me

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