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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    Classic, now all we need is right said fred and chazz n dave and we're away

    Jonno

    Your dorkiness is showing Jonno

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    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sudden
    He looks a proper nana
    what does "nana" mean?

    this post is guaranteed 100% parrot-free

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    Classic, now all we need is right said fred and chazz n dave and we're away

    Jonno
    Are You Ready You Asked for it

    Right said Fred

    Im too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love

    Loves going to leave me

    Im too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt

    So sexy it hurts

    And Im too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan

    New York and Japan

    And Im too sexy for your party

    Too sexy for your party

    No way Im disco dancing



    Im a model you know what I mean

    And I do my little turn on the catwalk

    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

    I do my little turn on the catwalk



    Im too sexy for my car too sexy for my car

    Too sexy by far

    And Im too sexy for my hat


    Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that



    Im a model you know what I mean

    And I do my little turn on the catwalk

    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

    I shake my little touche on the catwalk



    Im too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my



    Cos Im a model you know what I mean

    And I do my little turn on the catwalk

    Yeah on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk yeah

    I shake my little touche on the catwalk



    Im too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat

    Poor pussy poor pussy cat

    Im too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

    Loves going to leave me



    Chaz N' Dave

    Rabbit, rabbit .....(repeat)

    You got a beatiful chin,
    You got beautiful skin,
    You got a beautiful face,
    You got taste

    You got beautiful eyes,
    You got beautiful thighs,
    You got a lot, without a doubt,
    But I'm thinkin' bout blowin you out,

    Cos, you won't stop talking,
    Why don't you give it a rest?
    You got more rabbit than sainsburys
    Its time you got it off your chest
    Now you was just the kind of girl to break my heart in 2 CHORUS
    I knew right off when I first met my eyes on you
    But how was I to know you'd bend my ear holes too,
    with your excessive talking,
    you're becoming a PEST,

    rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.....(repeat)

    Now your a wonderful girl,
    you got a wonderful smell,
    you got wonderful arms,
    you got charms

    You got wonderful hair,
    We make a wonderful pair,
    No I don't mind havin' a chat....
    But, you have to keep givin' it that,

    (chorus) rabbit, rabbit, rabbit (repeat)



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    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    Cooooooooooooor blimey!

    @Janey.... yeah thanks for that nothing wrong with Chazz n Dave

    Jonno

    Edit @ Sudden.... no, not that right said fred, the original song lol

    "Right," said Fred, "Both of us together
    One on each end and steady as we go."
    Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it
    We was getting nowhere
    And so we had a cuppa tea and

    "Right," said Fred, "Give a shout for Charlie."
    Up comes Charlie from the floor below.
    After strainin', heavin' and complainin'
    We was getting nowhere
    And so we had a cuppa tea.

    And Charlie had a think, and he thought we ought to take off all the handles
    And the things wot held the candles.
    But it did no good, well I never thought it would
    "All right," said Fred, "Have to take the feet off
    To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo."

    Took its feet off, even took the seat off
    Should have got us somewhere but no!
    So Fred said, "Let's have a cuppa tea."
    And we said, "right-o."

    "Right," said Fred, "Have to take the door off
    Need more space to shift the so-and-so."
    Had bad twinges taking off the hinges
    And it got us nowhere
    And so we had a cuppa tea and

    "Right," said Fred, " Have to take the wall down,
    That there wall is gonna have to go."
    Took the wall down, even with it all down
    We was getting nowhere
    And so we had a cuppa tea.

    And Charlie had a think, and he said, "Look, Fred,
    I get a sort of feelin'
    If we remove the ceilin'
    With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through."

    "All right," said Fred, climbing up a ladder
    With his crowbar gave a mighty blow.
    Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome.
    So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea
    And then we went home.

    (I said to Charlie, "We'll just have to leave it
    Standing on the landing, that's all
    Trouble with Fred is, he's too hasty
    Never get nowhere if you're too hasty.")
    Last edited by Jon L. Obscene; 08-23-2005 at 11:23 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparsely
    Quote Originally Posted by Sudden
    He looks a proper nana
    what does "nana" mean?
    Tis english slang for a wally,silly right sight or something along them lines

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Gawd they're awful.

    A nana here is a grandmother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparsely
    Quote Originally Posted by Sudden
    He looks a proper nana
    what does "nana" mean?

    Fool_Fool
    (Sounding like BA Barracus From A Team Oh and thats a American tv show. Fool )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    Cooooooooooooor blimey!

    @Janey.... yeah thanks for that nothing wrong with Chazz n Dave

    Jonno

    Edit @ Sudden.... no, not that right said fred, the original song lol

    "Right," said Fred, "Both of us together
    One on each end and steady as we go."
    Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it
    We was getting nowhere
    And so we had a cuppa tea and

    "Right," said Fred, "Give a shout for Charlie."
    Up comes Charlie from the floor below.
    After strainin', heavin' and complainin'
    We was getting nowhere
    And so we had a cuppa tea.

    And Charlie had a think, and he thought we ought to take off all the handles
    And the things wot held the candles.
    But it did no good, well I never thought it would
    "All right," said Fred, "Have to take the feet off
    To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo."

    Took its feet off, even took the seat off
    Should have got us somewhere but no!
    So Fred said, "Let's have a cuppa tea."
    And we said, "right-o."

    "Right," said Fred, "Have to take the door off
    Need more space to shift the so-and-so."
    Had bad twinges taking off the hinges
    And it got us nowhere
    And so we had a cuppa tea and

    "Right," said Fred, " Have to take the wall down,
    That there wall is gonna have to go."
    Took the wall down, even with it all down
    We was getting nowhere
    And so we had a cuppa tea.

    And Charlie had a think, and he said, "Look, Fred,
    I get a sort of feelin'
    If we remove the ceilin'
    With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through."

    "All right," said Fred, climbing up a ladder
    With his crowbar gave a mighty blow.
    Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome.
    So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea
    And then we went home.

    (I said to Charlie, "We'll just have to leave it
    Standing on the landing, that's all
    Trouble with Fred is, he's too hasty
    Never get nowhere if you're too hasty.")


    Oh You meant Bernard Cribbens,Right said Fred. Riiight

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    Which your admitting to liking.... with your ability to quote Mr T

    Oh shit, I've just done the same thing haven't I?

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